Attila have taken the ugly Christmas sweater line of merch to a new high, or low, depending on your point of view. Their shirt is adorned with two reindeers engaged in coitus with the bands name and a caption of frontman Chris Fronzak‘s trademark refrain, “suck my fuck”. You can check out the shirt below and pick it up here—you know, in case you want to be written out of your grandparents will during the holidays.
