Today's Headlines

Extinct Worm Named After Cannibal Corpse Bassist Alex Webster And yes he made a Blotted Science reference in reply...

The Onion: 'Doom Metal Scientists Discover Slowest Riff Possible' Pure 'dick-kicking brutality'...

Stagehand Dies Following Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Etc. Show In Stuttgart, Germany (Updated) An unfortunate accident took place after the show...

Metallica's James Hetfield: "…And Justice For All Could Use A Little More Low End..." "...And St. Anger Could Use A Little Less Tin Snare"...

Every Time I Die, Wage War & '68 Announce Spring U.S. Tour Basically Every Time I Die are never going home again...

Alter Bridge, In Flames & Metal Church Announce Spring Dates Amid a series of festival appearances...

Two Metalheads Try To Write A Pop Song In 24 Hours Here's what they came up with...

A Sega Dreamcast Signed By Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst Will Set You Back $1,000 There's also Durst's Puddle Of Mudd plaque if that isn't your thing...

Here's System Of A Down's "Chop Suey!" Covered In The Style Of Spice Girls, Ghost, Michael Jackson & More Faith No More, Boyz II Men and more as well...