Canned water company Liquid Death have converted the various angry comments they received about their product into a metal album. Using the comments verbatim as lyrics, the company enlisted Gus Rios (Gruesome), Seth Ringer (Eternal), James Malone (Arsis) and Torin Ridgeway to create the music to back them. Dubbed “Greatest Hates“, the track listing for that outing runs as follows:
01 – “Huge Tools (Every Single Person Involved)”
02 – “Reconsider Your Life Choices”
03 – “Fire Your Marketing Guy”
04 – “Dumbest Name Ever For Water”
05 – “Get Slaughtered On Shark Tank”
06 – “This Water Couldn’t Be Less Appealing”
07 – “Selling Your Soul Is Deplorable”
08 – “Go Out Of Business”
09 – “This Crap Is Pure Evil”
10 – “Bad Marketing”
You can find it across various streaming services here and pick it up on vinyl at this location.
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