New Zealand journalist and documentarian David Farrier is reporting that an unidentified New Zealand woman has named her three children after some of metal’s most revered acts, namely Metallica, Slayer and Pantera. He shared his findings on the matter via the web yesterday, July 07th via Webworm and also via the following series of tweets:
thread 1/4: proud to report that a new zealand mother has named her children metallica, pantera and slayer. she told me "it’s not easy raising three of the heaviest bands": https://t.co/kiXGTrr60A
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) July 7, 2021
thread 2/4: i become a bit suspicious when she also included @metallica's best album "…and justice for all" in her kid's name too, but new zealand's registrar-general seems to confirm it's a real thing: pic.twitter.com/1jOy5AUWxT
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) July 7, 2021
thread 3/4: … plus, i've seen the birth certificates. anyway, waiting for comment from @metallica , @slayer and @pantera as clearly this metal mother (and her kids) deserve free metal gigs for life
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) July 7, 2021
thread 4/4: finally, i think it's important to note (as you can see in the photo in my article) this mother is also a big fan of crossbows which are also truly metal and she deserves our complete and utter respect for this (and for raising three kids): https://t.co/kiXGTrr60A
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) July 7, 2021
