Mastodon Share The Tale Of The Time Phil Anselmo Commented On Troy Sanders’ Penis


Though best heard in their own voices (and Anselmo impression, see below at 13:40 in,) Mastodon‘s Troy Sanders and Bill Kelliher recently sat down with Jesse Leach of Killswitch Engage, etc. fame on the Talkhouse‘s podcast and shared an amusing tale involving Sanders and Phil Anselmo of Pantera/Down, etc. fame. Here’s a transcription if you can’t find the time to hear it:

Kelliher: …Phil Anselmo, guy is fucking genius, so funny. Should be a comedian, not kidding. He was in the bathroom with Troy one time-they were both taking a leak next to each other. He’s like ‘Hey buddy, check out my new tattoo.’ Troy looks over and he’s just holding his fucking dick [laughs.] And then what does he do? bends down and…

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Sanders: I was peeing later in that afternoon and he comes creeping up behind me and his head just comes around my waist—just his head—right by my penis, and he says ‘your shit’s a lil bigger than medium.’ and backs away and leaves. Why was he trying to flatter me? why was he trying to do that, good times.”

Mastodon’s new album “Emperor Of Sand” will arrive in stores this Friday, March 31st.

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