Should you be concerned about the bowels of Machine Head frontman/guitarist Robb Flynn ‘s bowels or his health in general, you can rest assured he is no longer touring in diapers . But beware of his update on the matter, as it gets deep into all things anal.
Since the last picture of me wearing a men's adult diaper nearly broke the Internet and started a fashion craze around the world, it is with great regret that I must say, it is time to temporarily retire THE MENS DIAPER. Yes, as sad as it may be, after 5 days of non-stop-assquaking that saw me exploding greenish-brown liquid out of my anal cavity with the same pressure as a-thumb-over-a-garden-hose, and resulted in not one, but THREE diarrhea's into a bucket onstage in Bogata during the show, well, thanks to some amazingly strong Carbon Pills it's finally slowed down my "green apple splatters" to the consistency of "Campbell's Chunky Soup". And while my watery-poop-like-friend may be almost gone, it's given my a delightful reminder of it's presence in the shape of a marble-sized hemorrhoid on my left anus-flap that now has a large cut on it and that feels like fire shooting up my ass every time I take a "semi-solid-butt-piss"… Fuck you very much Moctezuma! #thisonesfortheladies #gallstoneanddiapersworldtour #clenchingthecheeksofdissent #ghostswillhauntmybowels #letrrhearingwithashotgunass #istolethesejokesfrommyinstagramfollowers #myinstagramfollowersarefunnyasfuck #ibettergetamancrushmondayforthis #richardchristyisrightdiaperskickass
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