The Dillinger Escape Plan vocalist Greg Puciato posted a rather amusing rant today. It surfaced via his Facebook in regards to common questions Australian interviewers have been asking him lately surrounding the bands touring plans down under. You can read it below:
“Eyeball deep in Australian interviews. These fucking interviewers….when will they stop asking “what can we expect when you play shows here”. You can expect what you just said. We’re gonna play shows there. Jesus. What the fuck do they expect us to say to that?
It’s like when sportscasters ask players what they’re gonna do to win the game. THEY’RE GONNA TRY TO WIN THE GAME. “Well we’re gonna go out there and do our best to try to beat the other team”. NO SHIT THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE GONNA DO. They want soundbites. “We’re gonna unleash the fires of hell”…”we’re gonna ram it up the ass of everyone in the crowd starting with the Limp Bizkit fans”…yeah… that last one.
Any Aussie press reading this…that’s the one you use. So anyhow…what’s up everyone? Things good? You guys ready for the Krampus or what?”
