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Slipknot’s M. Shawn Crahan To Create The “Maggot Bible”

Slipknot percussionist M. Shawn Crahan (aka Clown) has launched the initial gathering phase of an eventual user-submitted art book called the “Maggot Bible“. You can check out how to contribute your own art, be it visual, poetry, or more over at Maggotbible.com.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=723045860&v=wall&story_fbid=1327373301088 Element

    “Thou shalt wear pants with no less than 70 straps and buckles. Thou shall have no false gods such as Mushroomhead. Hot Topic is your sacred temple. And lastly always remember, that people=shit.”

    -1st Taylor 23:10

  • Surly

    ^^You unfriended me on FB, ya dickhead! And I always thought you were funny. ;-)

    • http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=723045860&v=wall&story_fbid=1327373301088 Element

      @Surly Purely accidental. Send me another request!

  • Aggroculture

    No nudity of any kind? Bah.

  • My Farts Linger

    Surly, what do you do all day besides troll the PRP news forums and post random and irrelevant comments? Granted, you say funny things every now and then, I am just genuinely concerned for your well being. I am pretty good at making resumes if you need me to help you update yours in an attempt to get you back in to the working/tax paying world! Also, depending on where you live, I have a lot of great contacts with realtors if you are looking to move out of your grandparents basement. Just let me know man, I’m always willing to help out a sad soul in need.

    P.S – Please don’t ever attempt to befriend me on Facebook.

    • Surly

      How can I find you best, ‘friend’?

    • Surly

      For the record sport, I don’t troll this site. I contribute. I have said it before, but I enjoy a bit of levity and companionable repartee in my own way and I have loved what Wook has created since ’99. I have been supporting his brand of journalism and his personal schtick from the start, because I adore the music reported on and the overall diversity of people it brings here. So, whilst I enjoy the attention of an entire paragraph of your personal thoughts about ‘me’, save yourself for actual, relevant commentary about other shit.

    • robichaud1

      AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
      Another basement-dweller joke. Hilarious. And original.

      • Vujaa De

        ^^seriously, it’s amazing how many people are unaware of people having computers at their place of employment. but apparently you can only comment/blog/troll or whatever have you on computers at your home, the internet does not work in the work place. someone needs to fix this.

    • My Farts Linger

      Actually, I was more referring to the sheer number of posts that I see your name on. It’s as if you literally read every single article on here and submit a comment. Also, attention to detail folks: I made it pretty clear with my insinuation that surly was A)unemployed and B)a basement dweller. I am very aware of the internet’s prevalence in all areas of life.

      For the record, find some humility, you call it “contributions,” I call it trolling.

      My balls, your chin.

      • Mr. Censored

        If you read every single one of his posts then what does that say about YOU?

      • My Farts Linger

        Again, basic reading comprehension skills. No where did I say ” I have read all of your posts.” I stated that everytime I do venture into one of wook’s life altering and ever informative articles, I see a post from Surly.

      • Surly

        I love that Snot song….
        Anyway, did you know that portable telephones have the Internet available to all peoples around the world? It’s a revolution! There are even these things called iPads which make writing to people’s, like you, even easier! They have the Internet inside their smooth, hard tablet-like exteriors too. Fortunately my well paid job allows me to maintain a large data allowance, so I can skip around the world wide web as much as I like! Thanks. Sadly I don’t have a basement.
        Sarcasm aside, it sounds like I inconvenience your reading pleasure of this site at every turn. This simply won’t do. Your wise words have indeed taught me a tough lesson in humility.
        Would you like me to stop posting altogether?

      • scorpions

        @Surly, do they even have basements in Australia?

      • Surly

        You are indeed a learned and savvy man. Scorpions! We don’t generally. I was going to point that detail out, but didn’t. I do have a vault built into a mountain side though, just in case America invades. ;-)

      • scorpions

        Ha! You sob! We invade every fuckin where else, so drain your natural resources now! On a serious note though, I miss your apoc now avatar : (

  • nickygoods

    i can’t wait until the maggot nu-testament comes out and we rehash all the best stories and artwork from the maggot bible, while adding new stories to make this band seem still relevant and interesting, then people will look back years later and begin denouncing this band and saying they never existed

  • scorpions

    I don’t know what the hell this freaky lil book is about but it sounds cool… The knot’ is still the shit, doggie… Not too many records I enjoy as much as self titled

  • tenwestchaser

    It’s always come off as extremely dumb and hokey to me that this guy refers to himself as Clown.

    • Mr. Censored

      It’s an appropriate name for him to use, actually.

      • tenwestchaser

        Because he wears a clown mask or because he is a douche?

      • Mr. Censored

        I was mainly thinking because he IS a clown, but either one works, I suppose.

  • Anadivine-sadistic

    So its an actual book or an online thing?? I miss the paper age :-(

    • wookubus

      As far as I could tell from the lovely small text on his bible image, he plans to collect submissions and then print the book.

  • Weird_White_Dude

    For a guy who runs around banging garbage cans dressed as a clown, This dude sure as fuck takes himself seriously.