Questions Answered By Jacob (vocals) and Robert (Manager).
Interviewed by wookubus
Robert: Sure am
PRP: Introduce yourselves and what ya do
Jacob: Iím Jacob and Iím lead vox for
Robert: Iím Robert, I b the
PRP: Would you consider yourself like
Don King Robert?
PRP: Jacob if Robert is Don King would you be Mike
Jacob: I can read
still working my hair out
PRP: Have you ever nibbled on a band members ear?
Jacob: Many times
Matter of fact I am doing that right now
Stop it, your hurting me
PRP: Get a room you two
PRP: How long has the band been together?
Jacob: Weíve all been playing together for like 3
Jacob: This band about a year
PRP: What gets you off the most about performing?
Jacob: Um......the reaction of the crowd
PRP: Are you sure it's not seeing the other band members
Jacob: Um no
Robert: : )
Jacob: Iím sure
PRP: OK had to be sure
PRP: Is there really any other kind then Heinz?
Once I had another brand, got really sick
PRP: Stranded on a desert island with Vaseline,
Playgirls and a CD player which 3 cds would you take?
Robert: Do I count for this q too?
PRP: Sure the more the merrier
Jacob: Deftones - "Adrenaline",
Incubus "S.C.I.E.N.C.E.", and Weezer
Robert: Nuclear Rabbit - "Intestinal
Fortitude", Deftones - "Adrenaline", and Juice -
Beaute : )
PRP: All valid choices,
personally I would take Raffi, because he is the man
PRP: What bands do you admire most at the present
Robert: Hasslehoff is a good guy,
maybe his CD too
PRP: He's huge in Germany!
Jacob: The Deftones because they are not
changing their style
Jacob: Nevermind I
PRP: Have you ever went to a petting zoo and
noticed yourself staring at the animals genitalia size?
Robert: No comment...
Um......... yeah no
PRP: When is the last time one of the band stepped
in animal feces?
Jacob: When I was 5
Jacob: That's all I know
Did it scar you for life?
Jacob: It did
Robert: He is always bitching about it
PRP: What have you done to overcome this tragic
Jacob: Baby steps through more
PRP: Has the band ever partaken in a group
activity of the Bird Dance?
Jacob: No dammit stop
accusing me of that
Robert: West coast kids do the chicken dance
Jacob: It's okay very sensitive subject
PRP: Alright whatís the lamest song the band can
play from start to finish?
Robert: : )
PRP: That caught
me off guard but agreed
PRP: Do you find it hard getting yourselves
established in California with so many bands?
Robert: The Internet helps...
Jacob: Yes because their are alot of bands with alot of
talent but Iím afraid Iím just too stubborn to let them steal my chance for my
PRP: I want a straight answer, do you throw like a
PRP: Have you ever been accused of it?
Jacob: Many times
I catch like a girl even worse but Iíve seen some chicks that can throw better
Robert: Like those butch softball chicks
PRP: Alright whatís your take on how they get the
caramel into the Caramilk bar?
Jacob: It's not
PRP: Would you say it's petroleum
Jacob: Um.... yeah, yeah I
Robert: I wouldn't know
PRP: Do you have a can of Vaseline in your
Robert: Yes, its half empty now
Jacob: ........ I think I havenít really checked
but I know Robert has lots
Jacob: And they are all
Robert: Hey, I slick my... hair...
PRP: What do you think he does with it all?
Jacob: Iím not sure.......... he he he
PRP: Has an animal ever pissed n your shoe?
Robert: If you count Jacobís brother as an
Jacob: I guess does our bassist
PRP: Only if he doesn't trim his pubic
PRP: As pubic grooming is part of civility
Robert: Good lord
PRP: Spaghetti-O's or Alpha Ghetti?
Jacob: Neither top ramen for me
Robert: I like popcorn!
Robert: With bacon on it...
PRP: Would you consider yourself a Mr. Noodles hater?
Has Mr. Noodles ever done anything bad to you?
Jacob: He took my tube of toothpaste
PRP: That rat bastard
Robert: Mr. Bucket scares me...
Robert: All those balls in his mouth
PRP: Never heard of Mr. Bucket
Robert: It's an American thing ; )
Jacob: Never, really?
Nope Iím Canadian
Robert: Wook is a dirty
PRP: Explain how you guys write music
Jacob: We all get really pissed off at eachother and we
throw in our 2cents and it eventually ends up working out to make a good song
PRP: Any favorites off the "Flow Demo"?
Jacob: None I have to say it kind of makes me
pissed because its a bad recording but if I had to choose I would say "30
Jacob: How about you?
PRP: Yeah my favs would be "30 Days Phazed" and
Jacob: Yeah "Enzyme" is a
PRP: It's an interesting style mellow yet
Jacob: The whole demo is kinda
Robert: I like "Fifteen" too
PRP: It flows!
PRP: When is the last time you've used the word
Jacob: Oh my god man seriously like 5
Robert: Poo poo, there, just said it
PRP: Does Robert bear any resemblance to Ronald
PRP: Would you say he looks more like Grimace?
Jacob: That purple coke monster
Robert: Ryan sez I look like Glen from the Tom Green
Jacob: He resembles David hasslehof
PRP: Chest hair and all in looks?
PRP: Would you
let the Hamgburglar burgle your burgers?
He is pretty damn quick....
question ; )
PRP: Haha it's not important, Would you say it's
rather easy to get a song or is their perfectionism going on?
Jacob: It's very hard for me at least because I always want
the best and sometimes you get tired and frustrated and wanna settle but I feel
I gotta get it done to my standards.
PRP: Do you own a skipping rope?
Jacob: No... um I think I donít
Robert: Damn, wish I did...
PRP: Does the band ever play hopscotch to get psyched up?
Robert: They watch Mr. T to get psyched sometimes
PRP: A-Team or T & T?
Jacob: We do this stupid thing before shows where we put
our hands together and do a ninja turtles like cowabunga thing its gay but it
PRP: Ahh has anyone in the band ever lost a sai like
Raphael did in the movie?
PRP: Was Splinter mad?
PRP: Splinter being Rob of course
Jacob: Hell yeah and so was Shredder
Shredder works at pizza hut now
PRP: Did you ever own a Vanilla Ice
Jacob: Hell no I wanna punch that prick in
PRP: Haha yeah he is quite the chameleon
Jacob: But he would probably just wanna make an
album with me or something
Robert: I wasn't into
PRP: Has anyoneís mom ever taken the band as a
whole out for Ice Cream or to Chuck E Cheese?
Robert: That would be dope, I wanna go...
PRP: Me too and I want free credits!
Jacob: No but
take us out to get slurpee's does that count?
Only if you mix multiple flavors in one
711 is the best place
Jacob: OH THEN IT DOESNíT
Jacob: Sorry caps lock, but I donít make slurpee sluts
PRP: Is anyone in the band addicted to Twinkies or
other Hostess snack cake products?
PRP: Have you ever considered help for your
Robert: I haven't had a Twinkie in
ages... need to go buy some
Jacob: Iím receiving help right now
Jacob: I have the patch
PRP: Has the band ever showered together? and if
so did someone drop the soap?
Jacob: Hell no
Jacob: I donít mess around like that
PRP: Would you consider yourself the most "Hung"
in the band?
Robert: Good wording on that one Wook
Jacob: Um.......... what the hell YES
PRP: Does Robert sit like a girl and cross his
Jacob: He sits like a prude
Robert: Hey, I have to, my skirts are short
PRP: When the band is writing new material is all
the input pretty well even between each member?
PRP: Or does one have more say then the other
Jacob: Honestly sometimes thatís where the fights begin but
oddly in the end its pretty even with all of our input
PRP: Good to hear
PRP: You ever thought of whoring Rob on the street
corner to get enough money to record a new EP or full length?
Jacob: Thought of it!
They whore me enough as it is
Jacob: Iíve done
PRP: Did you ďPimpslap" him?
Jacob: But we only
have enough for a one song demo
Robert: I donít go
for much though, like a nickel a throw or somethin
Jacob: Damn Robert
betta hav mah money
Jacob: Ha ha
PRP: Well prostitution doesn't seem to be a valuable career
option for Rob then
Robert: That is why I sell crack
Robert: Donít have to be pretty
PRP: You mean you smoke crack
Robert: Smoke, sell, whatís the diff?
Jacob: His name on the street is LashondaQwanickwa
PRP: I thought his name was Juanita Dyck
Jacob: Ha ha
PRP: Whatís your favorite Kool-Aid
Robert: same here, regular is best
Jacob: Um cherry
Jacob: Wook you like Puya?
PRP: I do although sometimes the Latin lyrics make me feel
like Speedy Gonzalezes
Jacob: Me too
PRP: What bands would you say inspire you guys?
Jacob: OLD Korn, Pearl Jam, and
PRP: No Garth
Jacob: I also
really am hugely influenced by James Taylor
Jacob: Incubus and Deftones
PRP: James Taylor, thatís a rather offbeat influence
Jacob: I know I have alot of offbeat
PRP: Is Shania Twain one of
Jacob: But I
like Simon and Garfunkle
Of Silence" is a pimp song
PRP: Nothing like some Bungle to
throw ya off
Jacob: Yeah really
PRP: Has the band ever considered any drastic
sound changes past or present?
songs to Christian gospel?
Jacob: Tribal music and
techno but its not us
Robert: Nothin like some
good christian musick
Jacob: We are what we are
Jacob: What the hell are we?
Robert: Percussions would be kinda cool ; )
Jacob: ROBERT I mean some things are cool but
to put into as a regular instrument .... I dunno
PRP: Any bands you have played with that you
really dig or respect?
Jacob: Forced life
Jacob: Strait hardcore
Jacob: Sometimes I like a little bland flavor
PRP: Does anyone in the band ever watch Full House
or Family Matters re-runs and enjoy them?
Ask Jordan our drummer its on my TV all the time
Robert: Haha, my mom watches that crap and cries on the sad
Jacob: Ask me any question about those
PRP: Are you sure you don't cry to Rob?
Robert: I dunno, I usually blackout
by that point
PRP: What was Urkle's girlfriends
Jacob: He he he
Jacob: Told ya
Do you think Carl and Steve had a odd homosexual relationship in some form?
I seemed to notice alot of sexual tension
No I think Eddie and Urkle did
Robert: Carl is a
pimp, I can see a feather hat on him
PRP: Do you
think Waldo would make a good bitch if Eddie and him went to prison?
Jacob: I think Weezil would
Jacob: Member him?
PRP: Haha can't say I do
Jacob: Waldo is too dumb
Robert: Kinda sad that you know all this bud ; )
PRP: Thatís the whole part of being a bitch though, I
thought thatís why you guys have Rob around?
Jacob: He he pretty much, naw Iím kiddin he's helped out
PRP: Spill the beans does Rob wear hot
Jacob: Sorry Robert, yes
Robert: I wear bike shorts 24/7
Jacob: And they are hot pink
PRP: If you became the biggest band in the world
would you bring back neon colored clothing?
Jacob: Hell no
shit gives me nightmare's
Robert: Haha, I think
that is LB's next move
PRP: What about Hammer pants?
Jacob: Yeah I used to wear them all of the time
PRP: Do you still wear them?
Jacob: No......well, no no
PRP: Since the recording of the demo has the style
of the band changed much? and if so in what direction?
Jacob: Yes alot faster funkier, groovier and alot more
feeling. and it is much more together not so rushed
Jacob: Our new songs "Alien Latex" and "Baby
Shoes" are perfect examples of where our direction is focused
Robert: Latex, mmmmmm
Where do you think those songs will end up any ideas?
Jacob: Not really I hope they become hits one day
Robert: The 99 cent store
Robert: jk ; )
PRP: Haha do
you think Rob needs a good beating?
Jacob: Our style is not trying to make believe we are
gangsters or that we have emotional problems our songs are just like our moods
and our feelings all in one
PRP: Thatís the best
way to keep it real and about things you know in my opinion
Jacob: We donít try to say we are hard we respect basically
all types of music
PRP: Even polka?
well okay no not really thatís annoying
all leads back to Urkle
PRP: All roads lead to Urkle my friend
Robert: Isn't that a book, the 7 degrees of Urkle?
Jacob: Ha ha ha
PRP: Has the band ever participated in a "sword
PRP: Is it a priority for the band to participate in one?
Jacob: Yes we get pissed if the whole blend
doesnít come from us all
Robert: Hehehe, sword
fights are gross
PRP: Has anyone in the band ever been caught by
their parents with pornographic material?
Jacob: Robert is the only one
Jacob: Him and
Robert: My dad has that shit
everywhere, donít have to hide it ; )
Robert: no, you sick bastard
Jacob: The things kids do these days
PRP: Is anyone in the band a communist?
Jacob: No one is a communist
PRP: Do you own a Teddy Ruxpin doll?
Jacob: I have a
Teddy Ruxpin video tape
PRP: Does it make you feel
relaxed and more comfortable?
Robert: Hehe, Teddy
PRP: Grubby was the pizzimp
Jacob: I liked the old guy
makes the flying blimp ship
Jacob: My brother
makes comics about Evil Gimmick
PRP: Does Evil
Gimmick make odd sexual devices?
Robert: You think about sex alot donít ya Wook? ;
PRP: Only once every 40 seconds
PRP: Who kicked more ass the Decepticons, or the
Jacob: Autobots definitely
Robert: I say Autobots too
PRP: Have you ever been afraid of sitting on a
sticky tissue on Robertís bed?
Jacob: No Iíve
never sat on his bed I donít think
yet... er... I mean...
PRP: Let that be a warning
Jacob: Is your name Bill Clinton?
PRP: I have no recollection of that last question
Jacob: Ha ha ha
PRP: Ever peed on yourself in a public place and
say it came from the faucet?
PRP: Are you
Jacob: I spilled water on me from a faucet
and said it was pee
PRP: I've spilled water on
someone and accused them of peeing on their self
Jacob: Ha ha
Robert: ; )
PRP: The band has a very interesting sound a hip
hop with an almost tired relaxed groove, did that just come about as chemistry
or was the style intentional and strived to?
Robert: I told them to do that
Jacob: Yeah in the
beginning we made mello songs and we still do just not as much hip hop in it we
try and stay away from it because I feel it is a big fad and its probably not
gonna be around too long
PRP: Yeah everything
kinda fades away after is been done a few times
Jacob: But I still enjoy "3 Dollar Bill Ya'll"
PRP: Do hairy girls turn anyone in the band on?
He told me he doesn't like chicks
Dustin and Nick and Nat and Jordan but not me
Has he ever been seen with a hairy girl?
Yes on 5 occasions
PRP: Hahah a shocking admission
PRP: Alright well Iíve covered all the ground any
shoutouts or anything ya wanna give out?
Ha ha ha
Robert: I want to say hi to the person
Jacob: I would like to say whatís up
to the rest of S.H.i.N.E. , Amanda, Robert and our fans
Jacob: Yeah me too
been a pleasure harassing you both But I just need to know one question's answer
PRP: Do you think I'm a mentally disturbed
Robert: Without a doubt ; )
Jacob: Okay yeah
PRP: Hahah yay!
Jacob: But so are we all
Robert: Thanks WoooooK
Jacob: Thanks alot Wook
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