Mindless Self Indulgence.
Questins Answered By Little Jimmy Urine (Vocals/Programming).
01/30/00
Interviewed by wookubus
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PRP: Alright, how'd you guys get together?
Little Jimmy Urine: I WAS SELLIN POKEMON ON HOMESHOPPIN NETWORK .... STEVE VANESSA AND KITTY ALL CALLED TO BUY CHARMANDER AT THE SAME TIME AND I HAD JUZ SOLD THE LAST ONE ... SO WE DECICED TO COME TOGETHER UNDER ONE FLAG AND START A DENTAL REFERL SERVICE... THE BANDZ JUST A HOBBY.
PRP: Just what is an "Uppity Cracker"?
Little Jimmy Urine: SOME DUMB HONKEY WHO DONT KNOW WHEN TO KEEP HIZ FUK`N MOUTH SHUT.
PRP: Is Little Jimmy's Jimmy really little?
Little Jimmy Urine: ITS 7-8 INCHS HARD BUT NOT THICK... ITS BASICLY A QUILL YOU CAN SIGN THE DECLERATION OF INDAPENPANTS WITH IT ..TALK TO STEVE HEZ MY PEE PEE AGENT.
PRP: How did you get the nickname "Little Jimmy Urine"?
Little Jimmy Urine: IT WAS THE ONE STUPID THING NO ONE EVER CALLED ME BEFORE.
PRP: Rumor has it you lit your penis on fire on stage once, how was that?
Little Jimmy Urine: WARM.
PRP: Whose Idea was it to make "Backmask" have subliminal messages?
Little Jimmy Urine: MY MOM`Z.
PRP: Ever afraid that Led Zepplin fans will kick your ass after hearing "I Hate Jimmy Page"?
Little Jimmy Urine: FIRZT - ANY ONE COULD KICK MY ASS.
SECONED - IF SOME 45 YEAR OLD HIPPIE WANTZ MY ASS MORE POWER TO HIMM.
THIRD IF - YOUR 17 AND IN GREAT SHAPE AND YOU LIKE LED ZEPPLIN ENUFF TO HURT ME YOU GOTTA STOP HANGIN OUT WITH YOUR OLD MAN AND STOP LETTIN YOUR MOM DRESS YOU IN PINK FLOYD SHIRTZ.
PRP: Does Steve really play a 4 string guitar?
Little Jimmy Urine: UNLESS HE BREAKZ A STRING ..THEN HE PLAYS A 3-STRING.
PRP: Is pubic hair trimming a necessity?
Little Jimmy Urine: NO ITS A PLEASURE ..ITS ASS HAIR THATS THE NECESSITY.
PRP: Just which of your friends are dicks for?
Little Jimmy Urine: THE ONES WHO LET ME WATCH THEM PEE IN THEIR PANTS.
PRP: If you had to pick one kung fu styling to be what would it be?
Little Jimmy Urine: KITTY - WINGCHUNG.
VANESSA - GUNS GUNS GUNS.
STEVE - BALL SMELL.
URINE - PAY ATEN CHUNG TOME.
PRP: Is it hard to transfer all the programming to the live show or do you leave some out when on stage?
Little Jimmy Urine: FUK IT PUNK ROCK PRESS PLAY SMASH IT UP.
PRP: Are the Insane Clown Posse as hard as they act?
Little Jimmy Urine: MABEE IT WAS OUR PURFUME ..(and i dont wana get noone in trouble but) DEY WERE SWEET AS HELL TO US.
PRP: You guys covered Method Man's "Bring The Pain", do you got heavy hip hop roots or do you just think you can really bring the pain?
Little Jimmy Urine: A GOOD SONG IS A GOOD SONG NO MATTER IF ITS RAP/TECHNO/CUNTRY/OPERA/PERTY/HARD/STUPID/SERIOUS/CHEESY/ I HATE EVERYTHING AND LOVE LITTLE BITS OF EVERYTHING WOW A SERIOUS ANSWER SHIT NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT CHINCHILLAS TO MAKE UP FOR NOT BEING AN AZZ At the age of 8 months chinchillas are put into "families". One male has four females which are placed separately and the male can visit them through a special "male corridor". The mother animals wear a "collar" around their neck wich does not allow them to fit in the male corridor. This is the poligam way keeping chinchillas. Pregnancy lasts for 111 days and mother whelp their 1-4 offsprings without any help. The animals are born with their eyes open and their few days age start to eat spegettios.
PRP: Has Meth ever heard the cover or commented on it to you guys?
Little Jimmy Urine: HE HAD TO HEAR IT TO APROVE IT AND HE HAD TO AT LEAST BE ABLE TO STAND IT TO LET ME PUT IT OUT.
PRP: Are Kitty and Vanessa the toughest in the band?
Little Jimmy Urine: THAT WAS A NO BRAINER.
PRP: Just what do you think Clarissa isn't smart enough to explain?
Little Jimmy Urine: WHY HER SNAGGLETEETH TURN ME ON.
PRP: You say nigga alot, do you realize that you're white?
Little Jimmy Urine: IM ACTUALLY A SPIC/KRAUT BUT FOR ALL EXTENSSIVE POUPOSE`S IM WHITE CAUSE I LIKE SPAGETIO`Z WITH FRANKZ.
PRP: Do you ever fear black people kicking your ass?
Little Jimmy Urine: NO I FEAR WHITE PEOPLE THEY IZ SCARY AZ SHIT.
PRP: How is the lawsuit going with the people that ran www.mindlessselfindulgence.net?
Little Jimmy Urine: MAKE`N ME POOR AND STUPID.
PRP: Did you ever wear your clothes backwards back when Kriss Kross was popular?
Little Jimmy Urine: WHO DIDNT?
PRP: Why will "Frankenstein Girls Seem Strangely Sexy"?
Little Jimmy Urine: CAUSE IT SOUNDZ COOL IF I EVER ANSWER A QUESTION WITH "I HAD AN INTENSE DREAM ......"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAP ME AND START AGAIN.
PRP: On your promo tape for "Bitches" you're pushing away the old ladies who want autographs, why are you doing this, do you not respect the elderly?
Little Jimmy Urine: ARE YOU KIDDING WHEN WE FINISHED THE SHOOT I HIT DAT SHIT.
PRP: Why do you have to rock the booty before you rock the body?
Little Jimmy Urine: CAUSE THE CRUNCH ALWAYS GIVES YOU AWAY.
PRP: What's your favorite movie?
Little Jimmy Urine: LAWERANCE OF ARABIA ,LADIES AND GENTELMEN THE FABULOS STAINS AND ANY THING ELSE BEGINING WITH THE LETTER L.
PRP: If you could be any gang from the movie "The Warriors" which would it be?
Little Jimmy Urine: SHIT BITCH.. THE ORPHANS CAUSE THEN YOU GET TO FUK MY SISTER.
PRP: Big Bird Vs. the Teletubbies in a no holds barred street fight, who would win?
Little Jimmy Urine: WHO CARES.. SESEME STREET IS ALL ABOUT ROSITA THE UNDER GROUND MUPPET SHE AINT NO SELL OUT SHEZ PUNK ROCK SHE AINT ON NO LUNCH BOX AND SHEZ BI-LINGUAL.
PRP: What's the worst album you have?
Little Jimmy Urine: WHERE DO I START ..WELL BESIDES MINE THE WORST I OWN IS PROBABLY ..INXS/ KICK THE WORST I ACTUALLY STILL LISTEN TO AND LIKE IS...NU SHOOZE/ ICANTWAIT 12INCH AND NOEL /SILENT MORNING.
PRP: Who would you love to collaborate with?
Little Jimmy Urine: I NEVER HEARD IT CALLED THAT BEFORE.
PRP: How many pink suits do you own?
Little Jimmy Urine: ONE AND I NEVER WASHED IT ALL SUMMER ON TWO TOURS AND I SPIT UP ON IT PISSED ON IT LITIT ON FIRE BLED ALL OVER IT RIPPED IT TO BITS AND GAVE IT AWAY AT THE ORGY SHOW.
PRP: Many people are dying to know, do you do crack on a regular basis?
Little Jimmy Urine: NO I EAT 4 REESES PENUT BUTTER CUPS SHAKE UP A BOTTLE OF CHERRY COKE AND DOWN IT IN ONE SHOT IT GETS THE SAME EFFECT.
PRP: What are you guys trying to achieve with your new album?
Little Jimmy Urine: PISS PEOPLE OFF, GET PAID FOR PISSING PEOPLE OFF, PEOPLE NOW MORE PISSED OFF AND WE HAVE THEIR MONEY.
PRP: Is it hard to get on a national tour with such an eclectic sound?
Little Jimmy Urine: IM HERE TALKIN TO YOU INSTED OF GETTIN MY ASS BEAT RIGH?
PRP: Ever had sex with a teddy bear?
Little Jimmy Urine: NO BUT I USED TO BE ABLE TO SUK MY OWN DICK.
PRP: Are you really this insane or is it an act?
Little Jimmy Urine: MABEEE IM ACT AND YOUR INSANE HUH? DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT SMART GUY ? HUH? MABBEEE IM ACT AND YOUR ALL INSANE.
PRP: You seem to cut your knees up alot, why is that?
Little Jimmy Urine: CAUSE I LAND ON THEM WHEN I JUMP.
PRP: Is there any explanation to why your last album quot;Tight" is being discontinued?
Little Jimmy Urine: ITS FUNNY.
PRP: Do you honestly feel your music is best described as "Industrial Jungle Pussy Punk"?
Little Jimmy Urine: JUST THE PUSSY PART.
PRP: Did you get beat up alot as a kid?
Little Jimmy Urine: NO I GOT IGNORED ALOT.
PRP: Any plans to tour in support of the album?
Little Jimmy Urine: HELL FUK YES.
PRP: I have run out of questions, are you glad the interviews over?
Little Jimmy Urine: ITS OVER?
PRP: I lied, any shoutouts or shameless self promotion you want to spit out?
Little Jimmy Urine: IM DOWN TO MY LAST CAN OF SOUP ..GO BUY MY RECORD AND I PROMISE NOT TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE.
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