PRP: So, Will....tell me how Wireneck started? You guys are all family, right?
Will: Well, Wireneck started way back in the day with a three piece band called Natures Kids....hehehe ...Jeff, our singer, was the drummer for this band, and Chris was the guitarist. Well, this band played a few local talent shows, and didn't work out to well, so to make a long story short: we were all brought together by the force. We are all four fluent with the force and have completed our Jedi training.
PRP: Hehehe...what a gay name....Natures Kids.
Will: Hehe... I was still listening to country music back then.
PRP: What are your guys influences?
Will: Well, Chris is into Prince and Michael Jackson (Black Sabbath, Pantera and STP), Jeff's into Jeff Foxworthy and Travis Tritt (Black Sabbath, STP, AIC) and Brian's into John Lennon and his gay son, Sean Lennon. (Staind, Limp Bizkit and Korn). And I'mm really into Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and Foghat (Staind, STP, AIC, and probably Deftones. Well, actually just Chi Cheng.)
PRP: Hahaha...How can you guys play metal music with those influences?
Will: Well, it's kinda like that Apple Jacks comercial, when the lady says: "How can you eat cereal that says it is apples, but don't taste like apples?",and the kids always say: "WE JUST DO". So i guess thas kinda the same with us.
PRP: Ok.....so, are any of you guys in other bands?
Will: When? Before or now?
PRP: It doesn't matter...
Will: Well, I used to play the kazoo in ABBA, Jeff used to play the g string in Poison and Chris plays the Banjo in the school band...
PRP: What the hell is a Kazoo?
Will: Fuck, if I know! Just sounded cool coming out of my mouth.
PRP: Are you stoned or something? Hahahaha
Will: Houston we have a problem. Yes sir i do believe the ship has landed.
Hold on a second. It's at the part where the lawyer gets eaten...And the braves are up by 5 in the bottom of the 8th....Have you ever been in love but didnt know it? Heheh me either. Thanks for listening to 106.1WISUCK.....
PRP: Ok....so...what's the direction you guys plan to go in?
Will: Ummm....probably towards.....um....I have a question for you, mr. questioneer: Can you tell me how to get to sesame street?
PRP: Sure. Right, left, left again, one more left....and then....left.
Will: I thought it was a left at the yellerbrick road a right at mickey d`s and a wheely at Wally's World.
PRP: Well, I don't know. Anyway....what's in the cd player right now?
Will: Well I'd have to say that, right now I've got this wicked ass porno in my DVD. It's about these people getting abducted by aliens, and they like, fuck them, but they think its dreams. It's really weird.....
PRP: I don't think that a DVD would fit in a CD Player...
Will: Oh, well... then I'm gonna have to go with Nada Surf and Superdrag, and sometimes The Refreshments. (SlipKnot, Staind, Juice, TapRoot and SpineShank.)
PRP: Have Wireneck ever been surrounded by a record label?
Will: Fuck No! What do you think we are? Some kinda rock band?
PRP: So, you'd say that your band sucks ass, right?
Will: What band? I ain't in no damn band...
PRP: Huh....you're letting me a bit confuse here...
Will: Nah, I'm just shitting you. The only sucking we do is titty sucking...
PRP: Hahaha, I don't think you have enough age to do that...
Will: Bitch, I suck your mom's titties all day...I wike french fried rice...I use to smoke cabbage with wookubus...
PRP: Haha, I think you're more like sucking homosexuals dicks...
Will: Well, I do have a few watergun dildos I like to mess around every now and then...
PRP: Who the hell is wookubus?
Will: Just a friend. He told me to keep his name in secret, because he's wanted for murder and drug charges in 67 states.
PRP: Would his name be Scott?
Will: Maybe, maybe not...
PRP: Ok....whatever.....when is the new record coming out?
Will: NEVER!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. We're to poor to record another record.
PRP: So the band's over, right?
Will: I also forgot to mention we are sponsored by Trojan and Lifestyles our motto is "no glove no love".
PRP: Answer the damn, question!
Will: There's a guy outside showing a vulgar display of power. And I think he's from the muddy banks of the wishkah.
PRP: Oh really?
Will: He's wearing a penis costume....and he's ramming into my stomach. HELP! He's gonna cum! Help!
PRP: Ok, enough of that.....will you send your shit to be reviewed by us?
Will: Well, my doctor said shitting in a bag isn't very healthy...will a lunchbox work?
PRP: Oh well, I can see this is going nowhere further. Any last words?
Will: yea.....remember "Wireneck sucks worst than anyone else".
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