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Ex-Lostprophets Frontman Ian Watkins Confirmed To Be Alive, Following Death Hoax

Word that ex-Lostprophets frontman Ian Watkins had hung himself in his prison cell has proven to be a hoax. has confirmed that the convicted pedophile is alive and well and continues to serve out his 35 year prison sentence for child sex related crimes.


  • adamonfire
  • Dave Trohl

    the only kind of hanging this dude is gonna be doing is of the autoerotic asphyxiation variety.

    • mYstic headlock

      There’s truth in this. This narcissistic psychopath is way too in love with himself to consider doing us any favors. He’s way too busy planning the parade celebrating his release in 2044.

  • glassJAw78

    Oh well, maybe next time.

  • Snapcase78

    incompetent prison mates…

  • Fred Fred Burger (Darkdevout)

    aww man, I was hoping to be the first to post “MEGALOLZ” if there was an article on his suicide.

    • mYstic headlock

      Little on the nose don’t you think? I mean, its been done.

  • Windy City Slaughter

    I hope this guy lives a very long life. An early death for him would be a shame.

  • cheechorama

    I still can’t believe he only got 35 years.

    • WURST

      He won’t make it 5 years without being beaten to death. And if he does make it longer, he’ll live out his days as D’Shawn and Marquese’s little bitch.

      • Porpoise Orifice

        There are black people in Wales?

      • tenwestchaser

        I’m surprised he’s made it this long, to be honest. I thought the dude would have been raped and shanked in the first week.

  • Dax

    It’s wishful thinking that he would have taken Rust Cohle’s advice.

    • Stereotypical Evil Archer

      Time is a flat circle.