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New Album From Tim Lambesis’ Austrian Death Machine Moving Forward, Despite Murder-For-Hire Charges

Austrian Death Machine‘s crowdfunded third album “Triple Brutal” is moving ahead, despite the ongoing murder-for-hire case centered around band mastermind Tim Lambesis (also of As I Lay Dying, etc.); who is alleged to have put a hit on his ex-wife, Meggan Lambesis.

Earlier this year Lambesis raised over $78,000 for the album via this crowdfunding campaign. A new update posted over at the official Facebook of the project earlier today (June 12th) reads:

“UPDATE!!! Neaaaahhh!!!

Tim finished all of his parts back before he went on tour in Asia. He was just waiting for me to do my parts and put together the finishing touches on the mix of the album. I’m working on that this starting this week now that I have the files. The CD should be done soon and then we’ll start planning to manufacture.

Sincerely,
Ahhnold
AKA the Gummy Bear of Candycornia
AKA 7 time Mr Olympia
AKA The Greatest Actor in the World”

A wealth of guest performers had been lined up for the effort, including:

Bleeding Through guitarist Dave Nassie
Allegaeon‘s Ryan Gilsan
Impending Doom drummer Brandon Trahan
God Forbid guitarist Doc Coyle
The Faceless guitarist Wes Hauch
Carnifex vocalist Scott Lewis
Ex-Sworn Enemy guitarist Lorenzo “The Main Event” Antonucci

Lambesis is currently out on bail on charges of “solicitation to commit and join in the commission of the murder of Meggan Lambesis“; which he has pled not guilty to. He is expected back in court later this month.

Comments

  • schuler

    “Before he went on tour on Asia” FTW

    • wyldweasil

      He was arrested after they got back from their asian tour, so it’s not like they’re making stuff up

      • schuler

        No shit, but I would’ve paid cash upfront for the record if this had said, “Tim finished all his parts before putting out a hit on his ex-wife, then getting caught and incarcerated for attempted murder.”

  • llyod christmas

    Seriously, fuck Tim Lambesis and any project he does in the future. If you read this Tim, I’m only joking…don’t put a hit out on me

    • Stereotypical Evil Archer

      “Killing is my business, and business is good.”

      -Tim Lambesis

      • BloodyBoneKummer

        I don’t see how tho..
        Last time I checked he was 0 for 1.

      • MyDarkPassenger

        Yeah, business is actually pretty fuckin’ poor for this dude.

        Who’s gonna get the profits from this venture? Will they deposit directly to the prison canteen?

      • schuler

        New Bob Barker kicks and a can of Skoal from commissary.

      • Lifeseclipse

        All proceeds go to killing his ex wife. I bought 2 copies! Try to keep a lid on the butthurt guys, it’s just the Internet.

        And Otep is gay.

  • damn

    Well woopdy friggin’ do!! This is about as exciting as the possibility Fast and Furious 7 will be made.

    • MyDarkPassenger

      Fast 7 would be much more exciting. I’m not into cars but those are fantastic action movies. All except the shitty Asian drifting one.

      • rageofthemage

        Wow unanimous disdain. Good to see that the community comes together when it’s time to let Fast and Furious have it. I’m not joking either.

        Those movies are just plain terrible.

      • Lifeseclipse

        More like a 12 hour Bozofest. I feel embarrassed that the movies were even made. It’d be like meeting a 30 year old who really believes there is a Santa living at the North Pole. That kind of embarrassment.

      • https://www.facebook.com/ImTheOneWhosFighting whatisyourforte

        paul walker is so hot.

    • Cyanidenailbomb

      It was confirmed a couple days after 6 launched.

  • ethos

    How bad is it that I’m excited still?

  • IAmSancho

    Anyone else find the “Your initials tattooed on Tim’s butt and dinner to celebrate after. ” reward ironic?

    • schuler

      That reward is now available on the barter system. Little Debbie snack cakes. Any snack cakes will do.

  • Rakasta

    I hope the album includes a cover version of “Alive” by Payable On Death

    • MyDarkPassenger

      Are you referring to POD in such a way ironically or do you ACTUALLY call them payable on death?

  • damn

    I award you no record sales… and may god have mercy on your soul.

    • Lifeseclipse

      Dude, this record is gonna kill. Stop hatin.

  • Sam Eagle

    I’m willing to bet that every single one of those guest appearances now will regret being associated with the douchebag.