Asking Alexandria’s Danny Worsnop Posts Introductory Pages From His Autobiography
Asking Alexandria frontman Danny Worsnop has posted the first introductory pages of his upcoming autobiography, “Am I Insane?“. You can read an excerpt below with more available over at his Tumblr:
“My name is Danny Worsnop. I was born on September 4th, 1990 in Beverly, England. I entered this world kicking and screaming, knowing nothing of how fucking important my being alive was going to be to so many people. I grew up as unimportant and insignificant as most in the small village of Gilberdyke (as far north of ‘middle-of- nowhere’ as you can go whilst still being a little south of ‘you’ve- never-heard-of-it’) by my forever supportive parents Philip and Sharon along with my younger sister, Kelly.
Now, at the age of 21, I have toured the world and sang my songs to enough people to populate a small country. I’ve overcome a cocaine addiction that should’ve killed me and alcoholism that almost did. I’ve loved, lost and loved again. In fact, I’ve fallen in love with almost as many women as I’ve fallen into bed with and we will for now, just file that under the category of “HOW MANY?!”
So I guess I’m a rockstar, “Living the life you can only dream of” as I once so eloquently put it. Danny Worsnop, the physical embodiment of sex, drugs and… What was that last part again? Rock and roll you say? Well, here’s where things get interesting. You see, I am and always will be, a rock and roller. I am and will from now until my terminal breath, be a rock and roll singer. But my music is not rock and roll, no. The band I ironically am the front and center, high and mighty, plump up my plumage and parade it around for is in every way, a heavy metal band. I am not talking Iron Maiden, ACDC, Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio heavy metal. This is scream till you spit blood, hate everything, fuck the world and burn it’s mother heavy metal.
At this point you may at this point be wondering what the hell I am doing here….”



COMMENTS
Please tell me this is a fucking joke.
Until now, I thought it was impossible to dislike this guy and his band any more than I already did. What a massive bag of dicks this guy is. To call him an arrogant douche that thinks his shit doesn’t stink is an extreme understatement. This guy’s band with be an afterthought in three years.
*will be
Even tho Criticism is justified I don’t see Asking Alexandria going away, the band has jumped ship so many times, going from emo to scene and to even now “trying” to be a metal band. Sadly AA is that one band that escaped downfall of the 2nd wave of metalcore.
Kids.
Man you say some silly shit.
Wow. Three years… hmm. Well, it IS a tanning bed.
your a fucking fag bro… get the fuck off of here if you dont like what he says… stop trolling his shit you fucking loser… i remember when i thought i was hard over a keybroad… stfu and get off this page you damn poser… AA FOR LIFE!!!
THEY WILL NEVER BE DROPPED!
Clearly you were dropped…. as a child, given that grammar.
‘I remember when I thought I was hard over a keyboard’….
Right, those days are clearly behind you. Get over your butthurt.
I used to not care about this band. Just after reading this, I hope this autobiography destroys his career. What an egotistical little bitch. He’s 21 and he thinks he can write a whole book about himself? I feel like he’s been genetically engineered to be an attention whore.
Summary of this article in a picture:
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/i-didnt-choose-the-thug-life-the-thug-life-chose-me.jpg
Thanks for posting that link. I would not have bothered with reading it…but the editorials mixed in made me laugh my ass off.
what a fag.
Even a buddhist would slap this little prick.
If you were truly metal, you wouldn’t be asking Alexandria shit, you be tellin’ that bitch what’s up.
Diet metal diarrhea slut flop. Funniest shit I’ve ever read on theprp.
your comment made my day. 2 thumbs up, sir.
(:
It’s 2012. No autobiography should be starting off with, “I was born on September 4th, 1990.”
What an incredibly self-righteous piece of shit. Who the hell does he think he is? “knowing nothing of how fucking important my being alive was going to be to so many people” Are you kidding me? not just important, but FUCKING important…that is some shit right there. Has anyone ever seen East Bound and Down, when Kenny Powers is strolling in through his school, and in his mind all the kids are going nuts for him, but in actuality nobody gives a fuck? Thats exactly how i see this prick now.
Hahaha dude, I had the same image.
Nailed it. This is Kenny Powers autobiography to a fucking T.
uh, ohh, no one told him that his band is a Joke to fans a real metal. WTF dude, you 21, an ex drug and alcohol addict, and have selpt with a buch of women……..im sorry…..little girls who are so damaged that they have had to resort to listening to your band. Please oh please metal gods make this screamo crap go away for good an take all these little weak insignificant posers with it!
so who the fuck cares if he’s 21 to some people AA’s music means something, not always good but a way to release anger. So many rockers have had drug and alcohol addiction what makes him any different. His book could just be about himself but it’s something that so many of people just like him go through.
shut the fuck up, bitch
LOL freaking kid is 21 and thinks he’s lived the life….
First thing I did when I woke up was check this site, cause I knew it’d be flaming already. Where do I begin? The terrible grammar? The fact he called himself ‘hate everything’ metal, as supposed to Dio or Judas Priest? That he seems to think that his band represents a music genre that they not only did not invent or change, but simplified and made even worse?
He’s probably trying to reach out to his audience which is made entirely of retards.
looks like WURST found a job as a ghost writer.
Hahaha you dick.
Donnie strikes again!
HAHA while Asking Alexandria was opening the Main stage at Mayhem I was giving them the cold stare, half the pit was screaming “FUCK YOU” and some rockstar cans were thrown. Eventually Danny looked at me and just shrugged. On a side note don’t drink rockstar like it’s water….
Did he ask Alexandria what the meaning of the word pretentious was?
Please, please, pleeeease someone tell me that this is some Spinal Tap style joke. People like this don’t actually really genuinely exist.
Do they?
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This was exact reaction….. http://youtu.be/GCecakUkffM
This my* was exact reaction
damn typing inability
amazing…….I suck…..
Are you sure your name shouldn’t be rageagainst-abc’s?
haha! It might as well be!
Am I the only one here who has no idea who this idiot or his band are? I mean, I’ve heard the name, but since I’m an adult who doen’t hang out with self-loathing tweens, I am completely oblivious to their existence.
On a side note, I’d rather read a Fred Durst autobiography than this crap.
I’ve heard the band name and I know I’ve listened to some of their shit on this site but I can’t remember what they sound like. Not a single riff comes to mind. That’s probably a good thing.
Ill admit i enjoy some of their songs, providing that im in the mood for them. But who does this guy think he is? 2 albums and a POS remix album and he thinks he’s a rockstar? How arrogant can someone be? Not so sure he actually stopped doing those drugs….
Well folks, we can only hope Danny joins The 27 Club. He wont actually make the list. Amy Winehouse took the last spot.
I bet Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison are running a train on that cunt right now.
…and u know this, mannn.
It sounds better than 50 shades grey.
http://vimeo.com/29289965
Brilliant!
He’s not a rockstar he’s a misguided muppet.
Has this book already been released? if not does anybody know the release date?
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