Static-X, Mushroomhead, P.O.D., Etc. Sign On For This Years “Gathering Of The Juggalos”
Fear Factory and Soulfly won’t be the lone practitioners of metal at this years 13th annual “Gathering Of The Juggalos” festival at Cave-In-Rock, IL. Static-X, P.O.D., Mushroomhead and (hed)p.e. have all since signed on for the festival, which will be held August 08th-12th.
A new infomercial for the event, which also boasts performances by The Game, DMX and The Pharcyde and many more amongst the expected Psychopathic Records-affiliated artists, can be viewed below:
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I feel at least 50% dumber after watching 1% of this mindless white trash garbage.
what? MSI?
I feel dumb because I don’t understand why they’re talking like that. I also don’t understand why they’re moving their shoulders and hands so much when they talk.
After watching 4 minutes and 37 seconds of this I’ve decided to start talking and acting like this at work. When I give a presentation I’m going to throw my hands around and talk about all the finances up in this bitch. I’m about to get a promotion!
The fact that people seem to genuinely like this is enough to make me renounce all of my faith in humanity and move into a house in the woods.
-eyelinerislife, 01-31-2009
ted kaczynski is actually a closet juggalo.
I feel ashamed to be white after hearing the ‘s’ pronounced in Illinois.
Everything about this post made me so sick to my stomach that I just had to poop.
You guys are all ignorant for even attempting to watch this. What the fuck did you expect?
You need to settle down. I never expected anyone under the age of 6 to pronounce the “s” in Illinois. Your ignorant for getting in on this thread, why did you expect us to say?
Sorry, I am obviously out of control. You are honestly surprised that a juggalo mispronounced something? Come on, dude.
Not something…. ILLUHNOISE
^^ awesome
I love this band because they are awsome! i love the music when i first heard them i was omg who is this? i looked them up and was like wow they are amazing theyr songz r so awsome.
-justine on November 30, 2011 at 11:14 PM
I watched a lot of it and was actually surprised at some of the names not mentioned on this site they managed to pull like Raekwon.
Fuck ICP and their faggot fan base.
Anyone with a stupid hatchet man , “juggalo” or anything ICP related tattooed on them should be sterilized.
Wow, it’s 2001 all over again.
Judging by the 45 seconds I just watched, tickets will go faster than Ryan Dunn…
i hope their next tour involves them dying.
-chumprocker (August 19, 2004)
The irony…’masses of sheep’. Let’s all paint our faces and drink faygo for no other reason than two guys in face paint telling me to do it.
Mushroomhead and hed(pe), what a surprise! POD must be joining the festival due to ICP actually being evangelical Christians this whole time (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god)
In Spanish, Juggalos and/or Juggalettes are referred to as ‘los niños de sexo a tope de Satanás’. In English, this translates to “the children of Satan’s butt sex”, so maybe it’s good that ICP are Christians after all.
In turn, they can battle their own in a fight to the death at this year’s GOTJ. All attendees vs ICP. Regardless of who wins the battle, we win the war.
BIZKIT GATHERING 2k13
Ok so i watched the video in its entirety (seriously idk why), and they gave out a lot of information about the schedule. however, I would like it addressed where one can procure enough methamphetamine to stay awake to witness all of the shit going on over the course of 5 days. is it like a potluck? will it be in barrels at the main gate?, in vending machines?, at a booth next to the tent where they keep the sexual assault victim kits? or near the apparent wall of kittens that was shown but never spoken about at the 22:15 mark or so?…
Most of your questions should be answered here: http://vimeo.com/29589320
Holy shit. “I’ve fuckin’ quit jobs to be here! I told Arby’s ‘I’m gonna need this week off’….”
Thank you dude for posting a film that makes be feel as smart as Neil deGrasse Tyson.
I’ve had a distaste for these fucks since I was in middle school and people started hearing about ICP. I can’t follow this link right now, but judging by wearesorta138′s quote, it’s that documentary from last year or whenever. When I saw that, that’s what sealed my everlasting hatred. They must be exterminated.
Not sure if that video was funny or sad…
I would say sad in a funny way. It was like watching a clown get hit by a Prius. Sure you recognize there is a person under all that make-up but then you hear the honk of the nose as it smacks against the windshield and its all smiles.
Wow……I sincerely hope that was the bottom of the barrel because I am now embrassed to be a human. I really like the lineup, but there’s no chance of me going with the place full of crackheads like that. I bet if the performers on this bill were made aware of this video, we’d see some artists pullout.
how bout that naked chick at the 7:45-8 min mark. nice braids, they really take the heat off all your extra clit hood meat!
hmmm, i am curious to what their sexual assault victim kits consist of. i’m pretty sure it’s just faygo and cotton swabs.
Juggalos is a fun word to say.
From the rap to the metal (I say this with soulfly being my favorite band throughout highschool) this is the largest collection of ‘has beens’ ever… gathered?
These are the same recruiting tactics the Foot Clan used in that first Ninja Turtles movie.
having rewatched that awesome film just recently, I have to agree with you sir… spot on!
What an awesome obscure reference. That warehouse had arcade games, and at least one half-pipe if I remember correctly. Those kids didn’t seem like they’d be ninja assassin material though. I think the lack of discipline that got them to that warehouse would be a detriment.
I remember being a little kid seeing it in theaters. When the kid was like, “Got any cigarettes?” I was like, “These motherfuckers are pure evil.” I mean, I didn’t know that word yet, but whatever equivalent exists in the mind of a six year old.
Made it through the whole promo. During the wrestling bit, I kept waiting for Ric Flair to pop out and start yelling Wooooooooooo! Say what you want about ICP but they are definately working their target demographic like marketing professionals.
yeah well it doesnt take much to market to simple minded losers like these. Spray crap soda and paint everywhere, they line up.
I heard they also like whippets and magnets and titties.
Hey. Faygo is fucking delicious.
Faygo IS delicious. It’s because we’re from the mitten. But I must say I enjoyed whippets during my High School years. I graduated with a 3.0. It doesn’t do THAT much to your brain cells. Or does it?
Raspberry Blueberry Faygo is the only substance known to man effective in neutralizing the taste of juggalette vagina.
I know it’s not the same thing, but every time I think of anyone huffing shit out of a balloon or a cracker, I think of that Intervention episode with that bitch who was sucking back office duster like it was going out of style. Maybe whippets don’t do that much damage, man. Perhaps maybe do more research?
I wonder what DMX’s probation officer thinks about him playing this fest? Where crystal meth flows like water.
I do live in Illinois and I do not like ICP…though some bands; The Pharcyde, Geto Boys, Kool Keith, The Fat Boys, Biz Markie, Raekwon, sound really interesting, especially Swollen Members. Thought Mad Child was stuck in Canada still. This…makes me want to go, then I think of all the “mindless sheep” I will see dressed up and acting like idiots and it makes it easy to dismiss.
Zug Izland? Awww sheeeet!
Does anyone else have this intense fear that the movie Idiocracy is starting to look a little too realistic and possible? I too feel sick, and incredibly worried. I hope im completely finished off before “Ouch! My Balls!” is not only a real show, but at the top of the ratings.
Bitch, bitch, bitch… what is up with the internet and people using it to bitch about random shit… some bands you don’t like are touring together… this happens fairly often… but these bands are part of the “metal scene” and they aren’t “cool” to like today…
Fuck off
Soulfly is still awesome. Hed PE is still enjoyable from time to time. POD has a few cool songs, and Mushroomhead is also a unique and interesting band…
I dunno… there are lots of bands I don’t like too… but I don’t even spew this much hatred over Justin Beber… just seems strange to me… that whenever certain bands have headlines on this site they are plagued by people making fun of them instead of their fans posting love for them…
Bitch, bitch, bitch… what is up with the internet and people using it to bitch about random shit… some bands you don’t like are touring together… this happens fairly often… but these bands are part of the “metal scene” and they aren’t “cool” to like today…
Fuck off
Soulfly is still awesome. Hed PE is still enjoyable from time to time. POD has a few cool songs, and Mushroomhead is also a unique and interesting band…
I dunno… there are lots of bands I don’t like too… but I don’t even spew this much hatred over Justin Beber… just seems strange to me… that whenever certain bands have headlines on this site they are plagued by people making fun of them instead of their fans posting love for them…
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