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Staind Post Footage From “Mass Chaos Tour” Kickoff

Staind have posted a behind the scenes look at the first stop of their ongoing “Mass Chaos Tour with Godsmack and Halestorm below:



    When did Meatloaf start playing guitar for Staind?!

    • damn (your mom’s balls)

      Looks like Staind have been helping themselves to seconds of mama’s meatloaf.

    • whatisyourforte

      “bob’s got bitch tits.”

      • WURST

        Who told the guitarist that long hair looked right on him, because it doesn’t.


      His name is Robert Paulson…

  • emvath

    Staind gets paid in doughnuts.

    • WURST

      Aaron rockin’ the man boobs.

  • whatisyourforte

    i think “it’s been awhile” since the members of staind did a zumba session.

    • adamonfire

      The gym is “so far away”

      • WURST

        I can’t one-up these two. You win.

      • FarBeyondDriven

        We all get “excess baggage”

      • Farts

        Sounds like Wurst has “nothing left to say.”

      • WURST


  • Surly

    At least their bass player had a haircut. Remember this?

    • Surly

      I’ll try again-


      • WURST

        Yeah dude, Johnny April rockin’ the hair I would have had if I was a little older back in the late 80′s.

  • TheGoodDoctor

    how the fuck do you guys know the titles to so many staind songs??

    • WURST

      Seeing as how it is classified government intel I am not at liberty to answer your question at this time.

    • FarBeyondDriven

      That’s what search engines are for… looking up stupid shit that you would not waste brain cells storing in your head.

  • monkeywithagun

    Wow Staind has that Redneck/White trash look going on. All they need is now is a case of Natty light, and shotguns.

  • Livedefflo

    You guys also failed to mention this is the best Staind album that has been out since Dysfunction. Aside from the fact their appearance represents them to look older. Duh… they are OLDER! Can you believe that? I don’t hear anyone complaining about the white hairs in Kim Thayil’s beard yet. Or did I just open up another box of stupid and ignorant?

    • whatisyourforte

      whomp whomp whomp.

      • Jarvicious

        Wait. Did Livedefflo just get “Dubstepped”? I hope this doesn’t catch on.