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Revolver Magazine Preview “Hottest Chicks In Hard Rock” Calendar

Revolver magazine have posted a preview of their 2012 “Hottest Chicks In Hard Rock” calendar online here. As previously reported, a little caveat emptor should likely go with this calendar. Meanwhile I’m going to pretend I knew some of these bands even existed.

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  • WURST

    This is pretty weak. It’s a bunch of airbrush/photoshop on some average 5′s in bands nobody has ever heard of. I’d rather spank it to a freeze frame of Kathy Bates shattering James Caan’s anks in Misery.

    • WURST

      Statement partially retracted. Go google the Butcher Babies and check out the pictures, you wont regret it.

      • Aggroculture

        Done. WTF. I am sure horny boys will go see them out of curiosity, but I don’t see much staying power here. And fake boobs=not my thing.

      • allichs

        just checked out the music as well. sounds like a lesbian orgy with Otep and In This Moment.

      • allichs

        basically my new favorite band; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_-Frh-3h8w

      • MARIACHI EL willX

        hahaha. allichs, I was gonna post the same clip.
        I agree, no staying power really (or artistic thought). just an EXCELLENT gimmick. and I mean excellent!

      • lateraleye789

        What does it say about their music that they have to take their tops off while they perform it? Don’t get me wrong, I’m a HUGE fan of titties, but this just screams “I have no talent but I do have tits, give me money!”. Put your tops back on ladies and for fucks sake get some self-respect.

      • shnk666

        I don’t understand some of the hate for these chicks! Yes, they have no talent and yes their music sucks, but fuck it! I’m a fan of any half-decent looking chick (fake tits or not) taking their top off – sorry! Jesus – guys, they’re girls!! Wouldn’t it be fun to have someone else jerk your cocks for a change??!! Lighten up!

      • lateraleye789

        They lack integrity and talent, that’s why I’m hating on them.

  • vigilantecat28

    get back to me when playboy does a hottest chicks in metal issue

  • frog

    apparently being a hot chick in hard rock means slathering on so much makeup that no one can tell what you actually look like

    • captian nemo

      How does that differ from half of the guy bands out there?

      • frog

        lol good point. I guess the only difference is that I haven’t seen any ‘hottest guys in hard rock’ magazines lately.

  • http://www.beeradvocate.com rageagainst123

    Of course they called it the hottest chicks in “hard rock” because if were to create a calender of the hottest chicks in metal…well, it would just be Angela Gossow for 12 months.

    • MARIACHI EL willX

      and that hot thang from landmine marathon

      • MARIACHI EL willX

        and… how could one forget Marta! sweet sweet Marta!

      • mjclementz

        And the new chick in cradle of filth. She used to be in some other band.

  • schuler

    Didn’t this used to be the “hottest chicks in metal”? At least now this shitrag isn’t operating under the guise of being a metal publication. Revolver is lowest common denominator bullshit… the news periodical equivalent to Jersey Shore.

  • Weird_White_Dude

    Revolver Magazine Preview “Mediocre Broads Photoshopped to look like the Hottest Chicks In Hard Rock” Calendar.

    Get this shit out of here. I’m a headbanger, But I’m also Puerto Rican so I’d rather look at Hip Hop video chicks and chicks WITH BODIES any day. Sorry…I’m not into emaciated white girls in Pseudo Goth makeup.

    • Weird_White_Dude

      Whoever gave this a thumbs down likes girls with no asses.

      Sucks for you.

      • Weird_White_Dude

        Whoever gave this a thumbs down likes girls who’ve more than likely had sex with Howard Jones the White Booty Slayer. Lol.

      • allichs

        gave you a second thumbs down, u mad?

      • Weird_White_Dude

        Nah. YOU MAD BRO.

  • Aries Veil

    I would tit fuck the shit out of Maria Brink.

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