Wayne Static Debuts New Single “Assassins Of Youth” & “Pighammer” Teaser Video
Wayne Static‘s (Static-X) new solo single “Assassins Of Youth” can be streamed over at Soundcloud.com. In addition to that, a teaser video for Static‘s upcoming “Pighammer” solo release can be found below.
“Pighammer” will hit stores on October 04th through Dirthouse Records. Not that I am complaining but is Wayne contractually obligated to have his wife be in everything he does now? I’m assuming that’s her below again. We get it, you married a porn star. No need to brag.
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We get it. You’re married to a porn star. You’re still a douche.
someone explain to him that recycling is for things like plastic, metal, news print,,,ect not things like 80s riffs….
Ah yes, the Rob Zombie Clause: “If your wife is attractive be sure to place her in every music video, film and song.”
Good one.
Wow. I mean, Congrats on landing the porn star, I suppose but, I’m sorry, This is pure comedy. This dude is close to 50 years old and still making zany nu metal faces and playing “cyber metal”.
Get him on that Spineshank and American Head Charge tour immediately.
You are right. What he should be doing instead is reference some Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, write seven-minute songs with interminable “proggy” bits, put some olde Englishe in the album title, and voila’, critical acclaim here we come.
Geez, Don’t your giant 90′s cyber metal fish goggles all steamed up, BRO.
YOU MAD!?
Machine Head, anyone ?
Holy shit, he’s turning 46 this year! I don’t know why, I figured he was in his late 30s… Man, Wisconson Death Trip was a while ago… wait a minute – I’m old too! AAAHHHH!!!
Honestly, I think it would be gross to marry a porn star! I mean, I know my chic was no virgin when we met, but I don’t have a video chronicle of all the jizz that was pumped in or on her!
*insert jokes of anyone having such videos of my g-friend here*
Yeah, I couldn’t do it. I’m not involved but even if I was, there’s no way in hell would I be cool with my woman getting filled up by other dudes no matter how much she was being paid for it.
You guys are so old fashioned*
……………………*sarcasm
Yeah, I’m not into the porn-star girlfriend thing either. I consider myself open-minded, but I mean… well unless it’s Sasha Grey. Then I’m in.
easy vince.
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I love a good lol. This gave me 3 separate lulz in the space of…ummm……53 seconds. Thanks Wayno.
I don’t want to watch this. Is he still doing that stupid shit with his hair?
It’s embarrassingly compelling. You need to see the sewn on pig nose.
I think his wife should make her own video with that sewn on pig nose.
Yes…I mean, NO.Sasha Grey already did the pig nose thing, if I am not mistaken
excuse me, I have to go use Google for something completely unrelated
This wouldn’t be NSFW would it?
So is Static-X still a band even or have they given up on Wayne?
Actually, I was wondering the same thing.
I’m pretty sure Static-X is done. Tony Campos left a while back, and there seemed to be animosity among the band, mostly due to Wayne and the porn star wife and solo career thing. That’s speculation somewhat on my part, but you don’t need to be a genius to see it.
Even in my most depraved years I couldn’t date a porn-star, dated a stripper when I was younger and that was tough enough. However if Jenna Haze ever wanted my pee-pee in and around her mouth I might get all sex-nuts and retard strong lol. What was this thread about again Wayne Static doing something no one cares about…
(Conversation at the Static household)
Wayne: Hey babe, where you goin’?
Jenna: I’m gonna go to work and get four men to splatter their cum all over my face. What about you, babe?
Wayne: I’m gonna go and fight for my relevance.
Jenna: Ok, babe! See you at supper!
I wouldn’t say he’s exactly “fighting” for his relevance.
This is kinda pathetic and sad at the same time. I didn’t care that much, but I kinda liked the direction that Static-X was taking recently, after they kicked out that skinny adolescent-raping guitarist and brought back their original lineup. The new song posted on Soundcloud is bad enough to bring Wayne Static & Static-X’s name down to the dirt at the same time.
getting kicked out and getting thrown in jail for fucking a 14 year old girl aren’t really the same thing.
Actually, the band did fire Eisen after hearing that he raped that girl, so it pretty much did happen at the same time.
yea but he was gone anyways, it’s not like they were going to sit around and wait. NEXT. it’s like telling someone they’re fired after they just told you they quit.
that ol’ gag
he didn’t rape the girl for what i understood, it was concensual.. the cops found then in the car.
Can’t believe how many people come to the defense of washed up Nu Metal bands that look like Mad Max characters on this site. It’s like 1998 over here. Sheer comedy.
dear weird_white_hipster, stfu & gtfo
You’re the one with the hipster cat as your icon…
But, yea. Sorry if I offended your OH SO mighty god of Cyber Metal. Sorry Slim Jim guy, Er, I mean Wayne.
This is the pimp rock palace, what do you expect?
Acually, upon marriage Jenna agreed to only do girl/girl porn from then on. As far as Static-X and Wayne Static, the music is garbage. Static-X has a few MEDIOCRE songs back in the day when nu-metal first made it’s appearance, but to try and bring that back is rather silly. There is truly only one “nu-metal” band that I even like and that is Sevendust. My favorite albums thus far this year? Glad you asked: Protest the Hero – Scurrilous, Fair to Midland – Arrows and Anchors, The Black Dahlia Murder – Ritual, All Shall Perish – This is where it ends and Symphony X – Iconoclast.
I’m pretty sure Static married Tera Wray.
his wife’s name is tera wray. and yeah he even named a couple of songs of the last static-x album after her.
Nowhere in my post did I make the statement, “Wayne Static married Jenna.” Pig Fuck, clearly you jumped to conclusions and I am now forced to pinch out a loaf on your ever-deserving dome. Seriously man, I am going to poop on you. It’ll be a surprise. You’re going to be sitting there, watching American Pickers, and I am going to smear poo all over your face area. It’s gonna stink too. You’re not gonna get lucky and get smeared with moderately stinky poo, it’s going to be a mammoth with hairs, various beans, a few different kinds of nuts and one gigantic piece of corn. Enjoy.
the video is private? i guess it reflects his music career.
M.A.N – Blood Vanish….anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnzFjTFJBVU
Who cares if it’s nu-metal, if it sounds good, listen! Besides Static-X’s records may not be that much different than the next album but they put on an amazing live show. Have seen them 5 times in Atlanta.
Haven’t seen ‘em live but I’d like to.
“Wisconsin” was a great album, including the closer “December”. “Machine” had its moments, the best one being the one-of-the-heaviest-things-ever transition between tracks 1 and 2 (“Bienvenidos” and “Get to the Gone”). I picked up “Start a War” and pawned it, passed on “Shadow Zone”… my interest’s fizzled. But that doesn’t take anything away from “Wisconsin”.
Nice! You’ve just reminded me that I love the last track ‘December’ on WDT. Need to dig that album out and give it a little listen.
Wisconsin death trip was fuckin raw… Trance is in motion still gets randomly played on my iPod and I’m always like FUCK YEAH when it comes on…
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