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The Dillinger Escape Plan Frontman Lambastes 30 Seconds To Mars’ Jared Leto

The Dillinger Escape Plan frontman Greg Puciato recently launched a verbal bashing of 30 Seconds To Mars frontman/actor Jared Leto via Twitter. Some highlights include:

“How much of a fucking dork is Jared Leto? That guy’s shtick is revolting. BIGGEST FUCKING POSER. Makes Fred Durst seem like Jim Morrison.”

“Anyone in this industry who has any pride should be ashamed if they work with in any way that absolute fucking poser. Get out of here, dork.”

“If you disagree with me than take that as insight that on a core cellular level we have NOTHING in common. Stop acting, THIS ISN’T A MOVIE.”

“STOP FEEDING & PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS MONSTROSITY so it will go away. HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR YOURSELF AND ROCK AND ROLL. Fuck!!!”

“I mean I try to be posi & shed light on people/bands/shit that’s rad, but now & then you gotta be like HEY LOOK OVER HERE THIS GUY SUCKS.”

“I love you all. I’m out before I get too worked up. Hey @jaredleto fuck off & take your pink mohawk haircut poser bullshit back to acting.”

Comments

  • grantbrochill

    Pretty good rant. I kind of like Leto as an actor, so I don’t think I can muscle this same amount of hate, but I get where Greg is coming from. Still, this isn’t as good as the DEP-Avenged Sevenfold feud that used to always bubble up.

  • loldotcom

    Greg looks like he could punch through my face if he wanted to.

    I wouldn’t want him pissed at me -_-

  • cma3585

    Roid rage.

  • Aries Veil

    You know you’re cool when you’re a body builder frontman who picks on a guy who’s all of 5 ft tall and rocking pink hair. I have a feeling Jared banged Gregs mother or something.

    • mister_bucket

      Some short men compensate by dressing funny and having obscene hair, some compensate by bodybuilding. Too bad they can’t just be cool to eachother.

      • KickThisShitLive

        exactly, I’m calling Greg out on this one as the fucktard, “goof.” lol

  • TMNox

    This is the rant of a man who has been cooped up in his bus for far too long. Worry about something real. This is garbage. If you don’t like 30STM, don’t listen to it. I don’t care for Britney Spears or Beyonce but I’m not going on a verbal tirade about them on their youtube videos. They appeal to a different demographic. 30STM obviously appeals to a more mellowed out crowd. Not into it, fine. But, get over yourself. That’s one of the things I can’t stand about some metalheads – there is no room for an open minded view. It’s all metal all the time and if you like anything other than metal, you’re a faggot. Secondly, I’m almost positive Jared Leto isn’t even thinking about him – so Greg should do himself a favor and do the same. Read a book and expand your intellect, stop letting some pink-haired sprite overwhelm your thoughts. Who’s really the dork here?

    • KickThisShitLive

      couldn’t have said it better myself…

  • youthx

    couldn’t agree more with the last 2 posts:

    “those who know do not speak; those who speak do not know”

  • adamonfire

    After seeing DEP at Warped Tour this summer, I think he needs to get off his soapbox and look at his own band’s performance before worrying about someone else. A Beautiful Lie has a couple of good tracks, but I can’t say I’ve listened to 30StM all that much myself.

  • southpawchew

    what started this anyway?

  • rotolo85

    “Makes Fred Durst look like Jim Morrison.” Awesome

  • Vujaa De

    @ Aries Veil, well Jared is the “King of Fuck”.

  • dillinger1

    Oh man lol some of you dudes are biggest POSERS around!!! Now let me get this straight, people are upset that Greg Puciato is downing your hero Jared Leto, well… first of all whats the band his in ? oh yeah 10 seconds to barf no no no thats not it 2 seconds to sleep no no no 5 seconds to poseurdom NO! thats not fair Iam not doing Jared any justice.. i am sorry Jared i dont really know you thats not right..let me offer you a sincere apology. LOL fuck that!!!

    • KickThisShitLive

      haha, how old are you? 14??

    • im on a horse

      Well seeing as your user name implies how you’d suck Greg’s peepee given the opportunity doesn’t do you any favors. Knuckle up. School’s starting soon.

  • dillinger1

    Oh by the way TMNox I know Greg personally and I can tell you Greg is very well spoken, very well read on current politcal issues doesnt get off on telling everyone about his physical appearance. Oh and very appreciative of his fans other kinds of music. Greg is respect amongst his peers. let me give some advice a poser is NOT i repeat NOT the music you listen to or even the color of your hair its who you are as a person your if an Asshole going with ever todays musical flavour of the week you suck you are a poser GET IT

  • Vujaa De

    ^^ wow… “10 seconds to barf”… so wasn’t worth the account you just created just to make awful jokes. and i’m not even defending jared or 30 seconds, that rant was just… gayer than a pink mohawk .

  • Vujaa De

    i also just realized i haven’t heard someone be called a poser since i was 13.

  • Arkham

    i am also curious about how this came about. anyone?

  • Vujaa De

    i like Aries theory, they could make a sequel to Highway with it, starts off with Jared and his pink mo hoawk with Greg’s mom bent over a half stack, Greg catches him and DEP chases him to Columbus, Ohio and it takes place on December 9th 2004.

  • dillinger1

    Vujaa De you are awesome!!!! i love you i really love you i just an unearthed a secret about myself i am gay hhhaaa that feels great I am out of the closet i want to thank you for your comments they really helped me discover something about myself..lol jared loving punk!!!!

  • Vujaa De

    hahaha wow you are fucking moron. you sound 13. hence the obsession with the word poser.

  • dillinger1

    Oh that right I am 13 how did you guess asshole??? and you sound stupid ,can I make that assumption too??

  • Vujaa De

    …good comeback?

  • dillinger1

    Thats a pretty good comback for a 13 year old dont you think??

  • Vujaa De

    you clearly won the battle.

  • dillinger1

    LOL you were a worthy advisary

  • SteveTango

    @dillinger1 Nice name drop about knowing Greg personally. Make sure to ask him next time to see him if he’s butt hurt because Jared’s dick pleasured his mother, or because Jared has made a fuck ton more money than he has.

  • dillinger1

    Not another one Fuckhead you guys are a dime a dozen!! Stevetango your absolutely right i will!! Jared is the most masculine singer I have ever seen. Nah i dont think so SteveTango i have beautiful girlfriend to think about unlike yourself lol

  • Kent Brockman

    The PRP comments section in a nutshell right here.

  • Surly

    Hey, whatsup?

  • TMNox

    @dillinger1 – You know Greg, personally? Really! That’s awesome, can you tell him I said hello? Perhaps him and I can have a chat about philosophy and the plight of man on earth. I would love to hear his thoughts on the issue. I’m sure it will be much more interesting than what color Jared’s hair will be next week.

    Also, you don’t have to explain to me what a poser is, dear. I’m very well read and learned myself. The idea of a poser is relative. So, I don’t care to define it; life it too short to throw preconceived notions around and preach it as gospel. In the end, no one should give a shit. Take a shot of whiskey and relax. It’s really not that big of a deal.

  • will

    this is a boring fight. where are the snappy comebacks? the funny shit? zzzzz…

  • Surly

    “i have beautiful girlfriend to think about unlike yourself lol” – you sound very Asian there. “$5, sucky sucky. You like, you buy?”. Be careful, those ladyboys are really hard to pick! It’s not until they’re putting from the rough that you think, “Oh shit, what..have..I done!”.

  • Surly

    How’s that will? :-D

  • Surly

    Perhaps a little incriminating on my part. Anyway, I was just referencing what the internet’s experience of such an occurrence was. The internet is a terrible, terrible thing. I blush and start sweating every time Google search finds things like ‘guys that look like girls’. Terrible, terrible….

  • will

    surly, you’re my hero. but i have to wipe my ass now…

  • Surly

    Aww thanks for the visuals will. Need to get big cartoon dick….I mean Tick out of my head! -damn, I’m sweating and blushing and blushing and sweating and weeping like a big girl all at once. INTERNET!!!!!!!!

  • dillinger1

    Nah TMNox i was just teasin lol oh all kidding aside Greg really is cool so pull your dick of letos ass and lets call it even!

  • minasge

    apparently this dude is pissed off because 30 STM is on Soundwave tour along with names like Slayer, Iron Maiden and Slash; now, i never heard of his band but after reading his tweets he seems like a very frustrated guy, he needs to chill off and mind his own business. Of course his little rant will give him and his band a bit of publicity. Like it or not 30 Sec is more popular. And he’s trashing JL band’s name? what about his?

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    I’ve met and hung out with Greg on numerous occasions and he is in fact cool as hell and smart. Unfortunately, I may have to think twice if he is in fact friends with dillinger1.

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    I was on twitter as that was going down, shit was hilarious. @nate Fred Masch and now Greg? How’d you get so plugged in that you chill with these dudes?

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    Deftones, Dillinger in Philly anyone going?

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    DEP is awesome and yes, 3STM sucks something fierce. Despite the fact that I agree with Greg, I’m going to have to say that his rant wasn’t all that impressive. I expected something more. And dillinger1, Greg says he hates you and that every time you come around you try to grab his junk and then play it off like it was an accident. It really weirds him out and it’s probably time that you find another semi-celebrity to “accidentally” sexually assault.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    Jay, BP and DEP are the two bands I always go see when they play in Ohio. I saw BP easily 30 times and DEP about 20 now.

  • will
  • will

    sorry Surly. found a sweet pic of my guy the tick on the can. but the link is not working because I suck at computers. :(

  • Kent Brockman

    DAMN YOUUU INTERNET!!!!!

  • Surly

    Oh it worked will…THE…INTERNET!!!! Ahhh..h…

  • adamonfire

    I know Mormons keep an eye on news stories about themselves and jump to defend at the slightest criticism, so apparently Greg Puciato = Joseph Smith

  • southpawchew

    So in this fuck fest of comments no one can explain how this rant started?

  • Surly

    Someone call Greg! SOMEONE…CALL…..GREG!

  • Panda Puncher

    Can someone give me back the half hour I just wasted reading all that shit?

  • Surly

    You are a slow reader.

  • Vujaa De

    @will sorry, i was just killing time and his come backs just made my brain melt and i started drooling all over the place so i took a nap.

  • JohnnyRuthless

    Where are the fucking knives? The fucking knives will sort all of this shit out and everyone in here…..

  • Relentless_Beating

    Hahaha I love when DEP goes off on bands. When they do, they’re mostly right. Disturded, A7X and now this crappy band. If you like 30 seconds, why don’t you check out the new Avril Lavigne album. Atleast this way you get to listen to a hot chick, instead of listen to a dude who tries to be a chick. I’ll take DEP’s talented musicianship, over this MCR/Used copycat crap. All 3 should fuck off. That is all.

  • SteveTango

    @dillinger1 You’re right, I dont have a girlfriend….I have a wife. Sorry to burst that bubble for ya.

  • Afghanistam

    yeah some posers (leto) certainly stand out more than other posers (greg). I dont give a shit if anybody here wants to mouth off about what I think. But bashing someone on twitter, especially with the consistancy that greg does with leto, makes you the biggest fucking douche bag poser ever. fuck greg. fuck leto too. real men talk shit to peoples faces, not on the god damn twitter. greg is the bigger poser nut sack out of the two. now when I see them open for the deftones next month i’m going to bring a big marquee with “Jared Leto rocks” and hold it up right infront of DEP. see if that loser greg goes to twitter and tries to slam me.

  • NdR23

    Well put Afghanistam. You should get someone to take photos of the sign and the reaction from Greg lol. I like DEP, not a huge fan, but they’re good, especially when they worked with Mike Patton. 30stm had a great first album, and jared leto may be a poser, but whatever man, at least hes not going on fuckin twitter to bash people.(I could be mistaken) I wonder what brought all this on in the first place..

  • AMeN

    Greg rocks my world, he is just telling it like it is. Can’t believe this post of all the ones on theprp recently has this many comments, you 30 Seconds to Mars fanboys need to die a slow and painful death. FYI first album wasn’t horrible, I listened to it only because I worked for a music fanzine, kind of industrial to an extent. Twatter is used to twat people, if you don’t like someone you twat them, make sense to me.

  • SteveTango

    Why is it that because people are bashing Greg for being dumb, they’re automatically “fanboys” of 30 seconds to mars?? It’s basically just a scale of douchebaggery. And the scale goes Greg P > Jared Leto at this point.

  • posi kill

    anyone else kinda feel like it’s sort of lame that greg would even use twitter…or for that matter call someone a dork. i mean fuck man, call me an elitist but it just seems hard to take sides with a dude who’s in a “metal” band when he’s using twitter like an angry pregnant tween. …dude said dork, shit john hughes invented that word for the breakfast club…. twitter took the metal out of fighting :(

  • grantbrochill

    There’s something ironic about members of ThePRP community calling Greg out for “going on Twitter to bash people” and needing to “mind his own business,” all while commenting on a message board about a story that has nothing to do with them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    I don’t really care what media he uses, I love when Greg and Ben just bash on other bands.
    And I’m pretty sure the word dork has been around way before John Hughes. I think it’s the term for a whales penis.
    Yes, Jared Leto is a whales penis.

  • southpawchew

    Grant just boned everyone on here way to go

  • revstevo

    “The PRP comments section in a nutshell right here.”
    kent nailed it. i love how you get people trying to philosophize about the moral right or wrong of greg sounding off, then you get people who can’t spell or form sentences, then people who defend those people, then will and surly show up, some toolbox who’s never heard of dillinger (yet reads this site?) shows up and tries to say something. final word: greg will inevitably rape jared leto while quoting fight club, it’ll show up on TMZ.com, wook will link to it, we’ll all watch it, then make fun of each other for liking it. the end.

  • Afghanistam

    grant didnt bone any-fucking-body and heres why that monkey taint licker didnt. twitter is GLOBAL everyone uses it.. theprp is basically just..well…us. maybe about 2 dozen or so active people who post that talk shit to one another. what people do on twitter is seen by a hundred million people, what we say here kind of just fades until the next piece of prp news comes out so blast eachother more. Secondly, I dont have a mainstream metal band and any “street cred” (or whatever u wanna call it) to try and maintain like the obviously highly talented dudes in DEP do. the second you tweet your feelings, is the second that street cred is thrown out the window into oncomming traffic. Third, we all know Greg to have a yoked up, tough guy, brick shit house image. but the second he blasted JARED LETO on TWITTER, he immediately became a pussy. and finally. if you really really really annoy me that much as Leto obviously does Greg. I will tell you how if feel to your face. at very very least I will write you a letter, sign my name in blood, and seal the envelope with a wax stamp. (j/k about the wax stamp :)) but seriously, if youre not marketing something, announcing a new album or a tour or a band reuinion, and u use twitter to blow off steam like a little bitch, well that is when things turn gay, twitter is for fags, I will never use it ever. and after some grammatic error and spell checking, the total time took to type this was 10 minutes. now imagine how much time greg spends blasting people on twitter. See Grant, big difference between us here at prp and the fags who abuse twitter. FUCK YOU.

  • noraad

    I like DEP just fine and I agree that Leto and his band is lame as hell, but if I was gonna bash antoher band, I probably wouldn’t use the words “poser” or “dork”. At least not after age 13.

  • Surly

    Well, follow me on Twitter and you’ll get nothing but twitpics of public nudity. My latest foray was in a retirement village garden. Saucy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    @Surly just don’t bad mouth anyone!

  • Aries Veil

    Need Surlys Twitter immediately.

  • zomgpapi

    What in Jesus fuck is going on here? I don’t come around and there’s 69 (70 now) comments and half of em are by real life rainbow obsessed butt pirates. Let me explain something here, Greg can bash on all the fags of the world for all I care and if he wants to take the fight to gay/cosmopolitan/metro fag held territory like twitter then I say HELL FUCKING YEAH!!! BUY THE GUY A SHOT OF JAMESON!!! You know what, maybe he’s pissed giving it 400%, living in a van, and struggling just to watch pink pony hawk and other assholes prance around and have an easier time then him. Last time I checked, almost every legit rock star are out spoken and opinionated folk. Red necks like to hunt deer and Greg likes to call out bitches like he see’s them. I can’t wait to see what else he’s got to say. I now have a reson to go to twitter lol.

  • Afghanistam

    dude I hope youre kidding when u say DEP is struggling and has to live out of a van! XD that’s pretty good! you fairy twinkles can tweet your little fluttering hearts out, I will not be apart of that swirling malestrom of 1′s and 0′s. in fact I’d rather listen to my roommates cat throwing up in its litter box for the rest of the year than be apart of that scene. call me a bitter twitter but that stuff is hella gay. and zomgpapi your half right. every AMERICAN rock star out there is outspoken. like we should really care what they think! Oh wait…we do, I forgot :( sorry. well they dont call twitter users followers for nothing I guess. good luck on ya’lls online quest to see who’s the gayest. and I’m talking about both twitter and WOW because I know 75% of you have one or the other and half you probably do both! MUFF-CABBAGE.

  • Vujaa De

    ^^ Wip ‘em Out Wednesday?

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    that’s the only WOW I know ^, good to see there are still O and A fans out there

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    Does anybody elses brain turn off after one sentence of an Afghanstam rant? I try to get through it I just can’t. The end could be the most profound shit ever written and I’d never know.

  • Kent Brockman

    WELCOME EVERYONE TO COURT CASE #332954: JUDGE BROCKMAN IS IN SESSION
    DEFENDANT: Afganistam PROSECUTOR: The PRP Board
    EXCERPTS FROM POST IN QUESTION:
    A: I will not be apart of that swirling malestrom of 1′s and 0′s.
    B: good luck on ya’lls online quest to see who’s the gayest.
    C: I’m talking about both twitter and WOW because I know 75% of you have one or the other and half you probably do both!
    ANALYSIS:
    Defendant is unaware that he is in fact a part of a swirling maelstrom of binary digits. Defendant has in fact won the contest to see who is gayest. Defendant utilizes improper fraction technique in his implications.
    CONCLUSION:
    This comments section is no longer about Greg Puciato, but has become the trial of the century, while the outcome will be decided by it’s members.

  • adamonfire

    This board is so epic that 125% of its users partake in some form of social media.

  • robichaud1

    Go Habs!

  • adamonfire

    If we were to base teams on their apparent ability to lift heavy objects, Habs = Jared Leto, Red Wings = Greg Puciato

  • They Ate Their Macaroons in Silence

    Easy with the gay-bashing. More kids are slayin’ themselves over the whole online teasing. Plus my girlfriend is half queer.

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    Holy shit I actually agree with adam about something. Go Wings!

  • Gifford

    @Afghanistam-
    well i bet you if you took that “leto rocks’ into a DEP show Greg wouldnt hesitate to slam it across your head, hed probably also do some tony jaa flying knee shit into you….just saying….Greg or the rest of the band dont give a fuck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    I love that this has turned into about half people bashing Greg, half sticking up for Greg, and one dude bashing on twitter.

  • AMeN

    Montreal > Detroit, by the way The Human Abstract album leaked! It’s fucking awesome, download it now and buy it tomorrow!

  • ballsofmetal

    Uhm, DEP = Awesome. Greg bashing 30sec = More awesome. Doing it on twitter = Magnum Awesome.
    Look twitter is certainly not the most metal thing out there but you know what. If your gonna call out someone out for being a bitch online then that’s the best way of doing it. WHY? Cause those comments go directly to JL. Lets face it, 30sec aint the type to be wondering around forums like prp or blabbermouth so that kinda would be talking shit behind someones back. But since its all out there he can go on metal forums and elaborate his hate w/o bring behind JL’s back. I’ll bet all the money in world Greg would not hesitate to say it to that fruitcakes face if and when he sees him in person.
    Bout dam time we finally got a guy with some real street cred out there sick of all the bullshit and saying something.

  • ballsofmetal

    sorry if my grammar wasn’t stellar. I just typed away cause I’m taking a back by some of the gayness going down on here.

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    @ AMeN Yeah, in fucking 1993 maybe. Win a cup this millennium, then we’ll talk.

  • Livedefflo

    lead singer of Dillinger should take a listen to their vocals, it’s horrid. Jared can actually sing, act, play every musical instrument in the band. I’d like to see the lead singer of Dillinger do that. What a whiney little bitch.

  • Gifford

    @-Livedefflo
    besides the fact that Greg can in fact sing and scream his vocals and do it with amazing and energetic stage presence makes him an insane frontman and puts him way ahead of jared leto who is not good at what he does. I bet jared leto cant play anything close to what Dillinger plays, he only plays that cookie cutter rock shit, my 6 year old brother could play anything on a 30 seconds to mars song so why should I be impressed if Leto can play every instrument to everyone of their songs? Hell he probably doesnt even write his own songs. He’s a talentless fuck that just needs to stick with acting. He should reprise the roles such as in Lord Of War or Fight Club, where in both he gets royally fucked up. thats whats up.

  • adamonfire

    Maybe it’s because I only saw it in the past few years, but I think Fight Club is overrated. With that being said, Pitt’s performance was stellar and the story was solid – but I thought Norton sucked. I’ve never seen 30StM live, but I have seen DEP and they were not good at all. Just because 30StM doesn’t have note charts similar to Mastodon doesn’t mean they should be dismissed automatically, look at all the people that shit their pants over Radiohead (a band that has a whooping 2-3 good songs).

  • adamonfire

    And if Canada is the little brother of America (not necessarily my way of thinking, Ontario is a pretty cool place with the exception of terrible food) Quebec is the redheaded stepchild. I believe the Triumph the Insult Comic Dog skit does the best justice, see if you can find a version that hasn’t been taken down by NBC.

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    @adam, I agree once again. Fight Club was/is overrated. Not a bad flick when compared to most hollywood blockbusters, but it’s not the masterpiece that people make it out to be.

    Either way, you’re on fucking crack if you think DEP isn’t good live. You have even more crack in your bloodstream if you think Radiohead only has 2-3 good songs. Love em or hate em, their catalog is impressive as fuck. I’m not a huge fan, but OK Computer is one of the most perfect albums I’ve ever heard. That’s 12 good tracks right there, without even considering their other 7 albums or so. A far cry from 2-3 good songs. But then again, I believe you’re the same guy that claimed Papa Roach > Deftones.

  • Gifford

    @adam
    to me that automatically means they should be dismissed.
    fuck 30 seconds to mars and their boring ass not creative music.
    “oh hey lets do a music video similar to the shining because thats never been done before”
    give me a goddamn break. fuck that band and everything they stand for, and go fuckin buy another escape the fate cd or some shit, you disgrace us all.

  • Kent Brockman

    I <3 this thread so goddamn much. Points to take away:
    -Greg Puciato is a good frontman.
    -Twitter is a not a very 'metal' way for hurling out insults.
    -Jared Leto has a pink mohawk.
    -The Red Wings are superior to the Canadiens in post-lockout NHL. (Coming from a Leafs fan).
    -Fight Club is a good and original cult classic, not a masterpiece.
    -Radiohead can be enjoyed profusely by metalheads.
    -Ontario has sub-par cuisine.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    It blows my mind when someone says DEP sucks live. Even if you don’t like their music, they are phenomenal live. I’ve never seen a band as into playing and into their music as DEP. Alot of bands just look bored to even have to be playing live, where DEP just thrive on it. I wouldn’t give a fuck if they ever recorded again as long as they toured.
    And as far as Fight Club goes, read the book. Chuck Palahniuk is a genius.
    As is ‘The Bends’ by Radiohead.

  • Surly

    Ice hockey isn’t very big here. However, I enjoyed seeing the Rangers @ Madison Square Garden last time I was in NY. They played some Canadian team…the Canadians won, of course. Locals with big novelty hands wished they were extending the middle finger instead. Trashy merchandise aside, American’s sure know how to do sporting events, that’s for sure.
    -
    Oh and Miss Machine is the best DEP record…ever.
    -
    And I thought Jared Leto was quite good in Requiem for a Dream. That film made me highly uncomfortable though. Sucks to be a junkie. Poor things.

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    I don’t care what genre your musical taste usually resides, but if you don’t like them, or at least understand why people think radiohead is incredible your opinion means nothing, discussion over.

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    Ben Weinman rock moves = worth price of admission

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    …and Flyers all the way

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    as is the case in most instances Fight Club the novel > Fight Club movie, that book is the ultimate mind-fuck, especially oooonnnnnn weeeeeeeed

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    I just want to apologize to any Montreal fans I may have offended in this thread. I’m a Michigan native and a diehard Wings fan, but I have nothing but respect for the Canadiens, and I’m sure we can all agree that Cindy Crosby chokes on dick. I think an original six cup finals matchup between the Wings and Canadiens would be awesome as well.
    @ American_Natemare, I’ll have to check out some Palahniuk. I hear nothing but great things about his writing. Unfortunately I’ve been too busy with my head buried in Biology textbooks these days to enjoy any fiction. Shit, I started Murakami’s “The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle” like a fucking year ago and still haven’t finished it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    @Honolulu. Check out Fight Club and Invisible Monsters as starters. Haunted is my all time favorite though. Pretty disturbing.

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    @ American_Natemare I’ll have to do that. Thanks for the tip man!

  • Surly

    An author a bit more straight forward than Palahniuk, but potentially more disturbing is, of course, Bret Easton Ellis.

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    @surly ahh yes, B.E.Ellis is my favorite, read American Psycho a million times, Rules of Attraction, The Informers, Less Than Zero, etc. etc. almost as much

  • Afghanistam

    well I just made a twitter account. come follow me for some epic tweets, sweet tweets, tweets of the week, bitter twitters, dirty birdies, and hot twit injections. Bro’s ano no for CoCo?!

  • MustardTiger

    I believe the formal name for someone who uses Twitter is a Twat.

  • will

    so…
    -Greg rules (knew this already, check)
    -Leto should just act from now on (knew this already, check)
    -everyone on this bitch loves hockey except me (check)
    -I am the only radiohead hater besides adam… (fml- lol)
    -this thread is long as hell (check)
    -and fight club is not respected by many on this thread (sad)
    remember gentlemen: “You are not your fucking khakis!”

  • zomgpapi

    Man there’s some real epic gay shit being said here. 1st off Red Wings are the greatest Hockey team ever.
    -
    Radiohead…..2-3 good songs? More like 2-3 perfect albums.
    -
    Fight Club, so overrated I have to tell people it sucks dick cause I feel like it.
    -
    DEP is without one of the most animated, compassionate bands you’ll ever encounter. You can hate the music but if you think they suck live then you probably think Godsmack is awesome and Papa Suck > Deftones.
    -
    Livedefflo likes to suck on a dick in the mornings….buddy, after I read your last post. All I can say is you’re in the wrong forum. You might fit in better at buzznet.com you should go post there. I promise you there’s more 30secTM fans there then there are DEP.

  • Surly

    ^^a ‘compassionate’ band? Yes, I’m sure they care about all those unloved emo kids too.

  • SteveTango

    This whole board is gayer than a bag of dicks.

  • Kent Brockman

    111 comments. WINNING

  • http://myspace.com/humboldtrock the hidden agenda

    “Anyone in this industry who has any pride should be ashamed if they work with in any way that absolute fucking poser. Get out of here, dork.”

    Does anyone else see the irony that Dillinger is about to tour with a band that has worked with Jared Leto? http://www.theprp.com/2010/05/04/news/deftones-frontman-joins-30-seconds-to-mars-on-stage-in-texas-footage-available/

  • jpmonster90

    God dam I came late to this party lol.
    @the hidden agenda, nope I don’t see the irony. Chino is a very respected man who’s band is certainly a milestone in the modern music era. JL/30sec is gay but it doesn’t mean everything they touch turns gay too.
    @Will, your awesome lol
    .
    @Afghanistam, the first time i thinik i disagree with you…to an extent sir. I really think Greg bashing on JL on twitter has enriched my life a bit more then the usual, discover band, play the shit out of the cd, see them live, buy merch, repeat. and every once in a while you might shake their hand and the occasional interview about how they can’t describe the next record cause it’s so fucking awesome, etc. Bands get asked the same questions and they repeat the same shit. For once something outside the norm happens. Someone gets tired of the smoke and mirrors and doesn’t want to be polite about it anymore. Nirvana used to get all sorts of praise cause they lashed out repeatedly against Poison, Extreme, to anem a few, for being fake, industry hype, etc. Twiiter isn’t as cool as saying all this on prp, revolver mag, or something but JL don’t read none of that shit. Now twitter not only is where you’ll find all the people that are part of the problem but your messages go directly to them and open for anyone following to read. That sir, I give Greg brownie points.

  • adamonfire

    Oasis > Radiohead. Sux itz.

  • robichaud1

    So…
    Papa Roach > Deftones
    Oasis > Radiohead

    Wait a minute, I think I’ve seen your CD collection at Value Village.

    Jared Leto > adamonfire

  • adamonfire

    I don’t know what a Value Village is, but I assume it’s more of an insult that you shop there.

  • Afghanistam

    @jpmonster. yeah I guess youre right. Leto would definately see that on twitter rather than somewhere else maybe.

  • robichaud1

    Value Village > Jared Leto > adamonfire

    Go Habs!

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    The only time I’ve ever even looked at twitter was to look at Gregs and see the comments dumbass 30 Sec fans have been leaving him. It’s pretty genius. They all kinda look like dillinger1 up there wrote them.

  • Gifford

    @American_Natemare
    I did the exact same thing haha. its provided me entertainment nonetheless.
    Long Live Greg Puciato.

  • zomgpapi

    It would be hella sweet if we all made twitter accounts and tell all the JL fans that we’re gonna set their mothers on fire, and kick the shit outa their siblings lol.

  • adamonfire

    I just Google’d it and it’s a thrift store. You are the Kenny McCormick of this forum, but also (I presume) French-Canadian……….. so a few notches lower than that.

  • Relentless_Beating

    I have officially come to the decision that adamonfire is the worst poster on this site, or pretty damn close to it. Give your head a shake, kid.

    As for all these people dropping the poser word on here, and saying Greg is one, you obviously don’t have any clue what the word means. Leto is a shining example of what a poser is. He follows a trend, and dresses in trendy cloths, does his hair like the trends, and what not. Greg does non of these things. In fact, Greg is in a band that started a trend, not followed one, UNLIKE Leto.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    @Relentless you can’t take too much stock in someone who thinks Dillinger is the worst live band and Deftones are the most overrated band ever.

  • Gifford

    @Relentless Beating hell yes. alexisonfire was probably the first band with some screaming he ever listened to.
    judging by his taste in shitty music.
    Oasis? really?
    I think everyone forgot about them once they got out of high school, while Radiohead continues to reign.

  • Afghanistam

    my twitter profile has become more powerful than myself.

  • Surly

    I always crack out the Mountain Dew and popcorn when I see you guys discuss and postulate adamonfire’s place in the theprp.com world.

  • southpawchew

    126 comments and the best post is go habs? odd, i am a sabres fan myself but nice post, i think this is probably the biggest boner fight on the net right here, but hey whatever, as far as random posts go i saw trap them last night and it was fucking great, my pee burns and eating 3 hot and spicy mcchickens hurt my butthole like fuck! ahhhh, yeah oaisis is never better then anyband so apparently adem just feeds on your reactions on his so dont comment back and no one should feel bad for shopping at used cd stores where not all rich fucks or music stealers so fuck off about that, ps dork is a cool name to call someone i infact find it funny to use 3rd grade nicknames to bash someone, and my altime goal is to get in a serious verbal confrontation with someone and shout mike tyson quotes at them how do u fuck with someone that yells ill fuck u till u love me faggoT?

  • adamonfire

    I never said DEP was the “worst” live band, now you’re just making shit up. Reread my post, r-tards. Radiohead is awesome if I want to fall asleep while feeling like I have some kind of “street cred” because my cousin’s friend’s older brother thinks the band is “totally tits” and he is just my idol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzecxW_J_o

  • southpawchew

    Wow u watch scrubs ur a FAGGOT!

  • MustardTiger

    someone should send greg a link to this…….he’d prolly get a kick out of it

  • Relentless_Beating

    Hahaha And adam strikes again, with another one of his signature idiot posts. I’m going to raise my street cred, and go listen to the new Radiohead. Totally tits, bro.

  • adamonfire

    That’s fine, try and be some big internet guy but you still listen to garbage mandated by what you think you’re supposed to like in order to be some kind of music genius. If you don’t like Scrubs I suggest you pull a David Carradine.

  • Surly

    Aren’t you a teacher, adam? If only your peers and students knew. ;-)

  • adamonfire

    If by teacher you mean two months away from my Master’s degree in Business Administration then yes, I am a teacher.

  • Surly

    Congratulations!

  • Kent Brockman

    hey southpaw, since this thread is going nowhere, how was trap them’s set? Did they play any new stuff?

  • Surly

    You’re engaging the opinion of someone who liberally uses the word ‘faggot’ in reference to Scrubs, whilst utilizing txt llingo? Kent….

  • robichaud1

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
    Beep.

  • MustardTiger

    @robi

    do you also call it “The VV Boutique” so people dont know your going to a second hand store? I do. You know whats fucking gross though? They sell underwear. Yep…..used underwear.

  • Relentless_Beating

    Internet tough guy? I’m not sure how pointing out your stupidity is trying to be tough. You post stupid shit, you will get called out on it, period. As for Radiohead, and being a music genius, I guess I understand why you wouldn’t like them then, but would enjoy the shit you do enjoy, since your head is so far up your own ass.

  • cma3585

    @Honolulu
    I wish i could suck dick and still be third in goal scoring and eighth in overall points all the while missing 25 games. Is your team’s top player at that level?

  • Kent Brockman

    @surly
    To be honest, I didn’t get past the part about the McChickens impact on his digestive system.
    @mustardtiger
    I once found a perfectly working N64 and Mario Kart in VV for $7, so I guess that goes to show there can be diamonds amongst the bodily fluid-stained corduroy pants and flannel jackets.
    @cma
    Crosby is one of those love-to-hate players, and while I respect the fact that he gets clutch goals in key situations, (especially in the Olympics), I have to say I was mildly pleased to watch his face get crammed into the boards like mcchickens in southpaw’s gullet.

  • adamonfire

    What you call “get called out” in actuality is merely you trying to boost your sorry self-esteem. I understand the frustration you must have setting-up all of those Justin Beiber displays during the night shift at Best Buy, but you’ll make it out on the floor some day. Just keep the hairy double-chin up and things will pick-up for you some day, buckaroo. Radiohead sucks.

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    @cma3585, You are confused. No where in that statement did I comment on Crosby’s hockey abilities or his statistics this season. I simply stated that Cindy Crosby chokes on dick.
    If you don’t believe me, here is definitive proof that Crosby does indeed choke on dick. http://ihatecrosby.livejournal.com/2009/01/07/ Look at the fourth photo down and tell me that’s not an invitation. Most people don’t know this, but Crosby started playing hockey as a means to get all his teeth knocked out in order to give more effective head to his many partners. During this time he found out that he happened to be pretty good at hockey, so he pursued it as a career. Make no mistake about it though, knob-slobbing is his true passion and calling in life.

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    And you guys should lay off adam because he’s totally right. Radiohead sucks. Also I would like to add that Eric Clapton isn’t a very good guitarist, The Beatles are overrated, Bonham was the worst drummer ever, Kurt Cobain was a hack, Freddie Mercury couldn’t carry a tune, Les Claypool is a dumb hick, Tom Petty sucks at writing songs and Pink Floyd wrote simple and uninspired music catered to burnouts.

  • Afghanistam

    ^^^ hah! If I didnt know u were kidding I would have busted a hard sticky load in my new osh kosh briefs. thats a freaking sarcasm WIN if I have EVER seen one.

  • Relentless_Beating

    Stupid comment #1000 by adamonfire. The fact that you have now gone out of your way to post earlier what you’re going to school for and now you have tried to rip me down by assuming my current job status has proven you are the one with self-esteem issues, child. My current jobs revenue in the last 2 years is probably more then you will seen in the next 10 years. Don’t make assumptions about peoples lives, unless you have hard facts. It makes you look like a bigger idiot then you already look like on this forum.

  • adamonfire

    Awesome, I was wondering how much graduates of UTI made – thanks!

  • adamonfire

    @HonoluluBlueBalls. The Beatles are overrated. I’m a Nirvana fan, but let’s be real – their tracks are what you learn when you first pick up a guitar. I’d certainly take Grohl over Cobain. Les Claypool should stick to playing bass instead of writing some of the worst lyrics to ever see the recording studio (“It’s pudding time, children” – really? Really?). If you’re going to try and pick some musicians to demonstrate your sarcasm, you really could have done better. Radiohead still sucks.

  • Gifford

    adamonfire is now looking to attend UTI, because its the cool thing to do. what was greg calling jared leto again?

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    adam demonstrates his ignorance and musical retardation once again. The Beatles paved the way for every band you listen to…period. The word overrated should never be used to describe them. Nirvana was a milestone in music history and you were actually the one that tried to make the point earlier in this thread that simplicity doesn’t equate to bad music. Way to contradict yourself. As far as Claypool, he is arguably the best bassist to ever live and writes very intelligent lyrics. Pudding time makes complete sense when you put it in context with the rest of the lyrics in the song. It’s about spoiled children and the irresponsibility that often comes with wealth. You would know that if you actually listened to the song rather than dismissing it because of one line that you didn’t understand. I dare you to try and pick apart any of the other bands or artists I listed.

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    Also adam, you really need to stop with the whole “I’m smarter than you and I bet you all attend trade school” bullshit. You’ve stated several times that you go to Central Michigan University. It’s the easiest school in The State of Michigan to be accepted to. A high school student with a GPA of less than 2.0 and an ACT score of less than 20 will have no trouble being accepted to CMU. In my highschool class, if you fucked up a lot but still desired to attend a university right out of high school, CMU was often the only option. You’re also a Business major, which is one of the easiest degrees to earn. So to sum things up, you have one of the easiest majors at the easiest school in the entire state of Michigan. Don’t get me wrong, earning a Masters in anything from any university is very admirable, but stop acting like you’re some fucking prodigy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    Honolulu beat me to it. Adam, do you just assume that everyone on this board has a minimum wage job, never went to school, and lives in their parents basement?

  • adamonfire

    I attendED CMU, and I now earning my Master’s in Texas. I’ve worked my way up from not being sure what I wanted to do at community college to where I am today, and the majority of people here will do nothing with their lives – fact. Where did I say Nirvana was “bad music”? I said I was a fan. How difficult is it for you people to comprehend these simple statements? Obviously a lot of it is flying way over your head, so maybe up your adderall dosage and read a little bit slower to up your comprehension rate.

  • Gifford

    @adamonfire.
    we understand that you hate all good music and love shitty music, whats left to understand?
    well thats what i was able to comprehend with my PhD in ListenToThisFucker.
    go jump around in a gym to smells like teen spirit and leave this place.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    And now we’re drug addicts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    ‘Cool, a tour featuring Numero Uno Overrato and one of the worst live bands I’ve ever seen”

    I stand corrected, Adam.

  • Afghanistam

    drugs are BAD! …unless you just need a little pick me up. or if youre bored, or you want to feel the music youre listening to, or if you just want to feel good. Other than that, drugs are bad mmmk.

  • Relentless_Beating

    Hahaha mostly I don’t like to keep arguing with idiots, but each time this kid replies its pure gold. Here’s my assumption about you: After classes, you go back to your dorm room, turn on your Oasis/Papa Roach mix, jump into your tub, and begin to finger blast your ass at a furious pace. It reminds you of your home life, and the love you and your dad once shared, before he told you he loved you no longer. SEE, assumptions are stupid, yet mine still is better then any assumption you have made.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    Relentless, you’re my wonderwall.

  • southpawchew

    I skipped over a majority of the lasts posts but yeah the trap them set had a lot of new stuff like the facts it was amazing I was hoping I’d get real lucky and Keith from ecerytime I die would do a song sense he was there but nope. And Freddie and queen are amazing I hate to say I avoided um for so long but as of late I’ve been digging um like a 3 year old and his nose, or adems mom diggin for her undies in her crack! Lol jk I don’t try to pull Internet tough guy bs

  • HonoluluBlueBalls

    Adam, you said “I’m a Nirvana fan, but let’s be real – their tracks are what you learn when you first pick up a guitar.” Now you’re backtracking and claiming that this statement wasn’t meant to discredit the band, all because I pointed out how that contradicts your previous statement in this thread. You’re transparent. Clearly I’m not the one with comprehension issues.
    -
    Lets get a couple more things straight. You are a grad student in business school. I am a grad student pursuing my masters in biological science. I congratulate you on your academic accomplishments, but I can promise you that you wouldn’t make it past the first week in any of the courses I take. An MBA is a good degree that you can earn a fine living with, but as far as difficulty goes, Biology>Business, and it’s not even close. As a student of science, I comprehend the world around me more than you ever will. The more you post, the more I can tell that you’re just a dumbass little kid with a big mouth who has a lot more to learn about life in the coming years, and your pride will likely guarantee that you learn these lessons the hard way. Good luck.
    -
    On a final note, you should enroll in a music course while you’re still in school. This might allow you to be able to understand why some bands and artists are held in such high regard. There’s a big difference between enjoying a band’s music and understanding why a band deserves respect for their musical abilities and accomplishments. You don’t seem to know the difference. You can hate Radiohead all day long, but if you don’t respect them as musicians then you have no business sharing your thoughts on music with people with seasoned ears, like most that frequent this site.

  • Relentless_Beating

    Nate, your comment made me laugh way to hard haha.

  • southpawchew

    And primus does suck!(saying that as a fan that saw primus and les live!)

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    I understand why someone wouldn’t like Primus, but you can’t deny how amazing they are as musicians.

  • will

    hahahahahahaha, i heart this thread

  • adamonfire

    Yes, they are one of the worst bands I’ve seen live – because I do this crazy thing in attending concerts of music acts I want to see. By choice I saw them at Warped Tour due to high expectations, but I was incredibly disappointed. They were Set Your Goals bad.

    Yes you’re right I wouldn’t last in any of your classes, considering I have taken one science class in college in order to fulfill my requirement. Just as you wouldn’t last in Quality Management or Investments in Managerial Finance. What’s your point?

    You are the one equating simplistic with bad. I love City and Colour, and Dallas doesn’t play Joe Satriani notes on that. To put Cobain in a list with Clapton and Bonham shows your lack of musical understanding. Oh and by the way, I have taken music courses including Music Composition.

    Just as I thought Relentless, nothing. The simple fact that you would believe that an upperclassman/graduate student would be living in a dorm shows that you haven’t been to school. Such a shame your parents didn’t get a better ROI on those food stamps they sold for booze and cigs as opposed to saving some of that money up for you to make something out of yourself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    “because I do this crazy thing in attending concerts of music acts I want to see.”
    As opposed to how we go to concerts to see bands we don’t want to see?

  • http://myspace.com/humboldtrock the hidden agenda

    Not since last years Killswitch Engage/ Howard-knocked-up-a-pornstar-gate has one thread recieved so much attention.

  • Kydox

    He’s just pissed that 30 seconds to mars is actually SELLING albums, and their music actually have a rhythm. Yes Jared Leto is a HUGE douche, but their music is good

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    Kydox, I’m sure that’s what it is. This thread can stop, issue officially resolved!

  • Relentless_Beating

    I believe adam’s rebuttal to me has proven my point throughout this thread has it not everyone? It also proves he has very bad reading skills, as I have already stated that I make very good money with the jobs that I have. Yes, I have more then one adam, cause I own 2 businesses. Now, make sure you read that clear, so you don’t make more stupid statement, only to solidify my fact that you’re an idiot.

    -

    P.S. I owned my own apartment during my school years, so yes, you’re correct, I wouldn’t know anything about the dorms situation.

  • Afghanistam

    relentless let it go. I dont really think anyone cares about your lifestyle. it’s important you stop reminding me of things I don’t have. Its also important you stop being a fag.

  • Relentless_Beating

    You have a pretty mouth.

  • AMeN

    “Value Village > Jared Leto > adamonfire
    Go Habs!”

    robiochaud1 you are my hero, so ridiculously accurate. Also I already knew @adamonfire was a complete and utter waste of space, but calling French Canadians stupid because they speak two languages, isn’t that a total contra dictation, I mean surely it takes a lot of intellect to be able to speak multiple languages, but hey that’s just my opinion. Hey did anyone see that hit by Chara yesterday, FUCKED UP let me tell you, I actually wish it was adamonfire taking that instead of poor Max Pacioretty, fuck me that bastard needs to get kicked for the season.

  • Afghanistam

    negative Amen. it doesnt really have anything to do with intellect when you grow up in a place that speaks 2 languages. it’s really just the lifetime of practice you get when living in a place like Quebec or something that uses two languages. You think the spanish speaking essays in street gangs down in Californee Land are intellectual just because they know 2 languages? no! We all know of people who speak multiple laguages fluently and some of them are really kinda of, well, retarded. so…remember…ONLY THROUGH CHRIST CAN WE PURIFY OUR SOULS…pwned, beeotch.

  • Kent Brockman

    @AMeN
    There was no supplemental discipline for Chara too, which really grinds my gears. Blatant attempts to injure someone has no place in hockey, and this is a perfect example.

  • Relentless_Beating

    ^^^ adam, is that you under another username?

  • Relentless_Beating

    Sorry, my last comment was meant for Afghanistam, not you Kent. Don’t mind the arrows.

  • Relentless_Beating

    @Kent. Jack Johnson got nothing for his hit on Ryan Smyth, and that hit was much worse, and much more planned out then Chara’s, so why would Chara get penalized? It was a bad timing play. Heat of the moment even. I hate to see players get hit like that, but its hockey, and it does happen, unfortunately.

  • Kent Brockman

    I’ve seen less brutal hits garner suspensions, however it depends on how you view the hit for sure. My point is that the NHL needs to get their shit together and define clearly and concisely what constitutes a punishable action.

  • Kent Brockman

    …and before anyone says anything, yes hockey is entirely relevant to this conversation.

  • Afghanistam

    dont be crazy. everyone knows the one and only jack johnson doesnt play hockey. he’s a 3 chord strummin’ flip flop wearing dude probably hangin’ out in berkeley or telluride somewhere. surely this is the jack johnson you speak of! hockey pshh youre CRAZY.

  • Kent Brockman

    Stay out of this, boy. Also I think it’s interesting to hear what Pacioretty thought about the hit later:
    “I heard (Chara) said he didn’t mean to do it. I felt he did mean to do it. I would feel better if he said he made a mistake and that he was sorry for doing that, I could forgive that, but I guess he’s talking about how I jumped up or something.”

    “I believe he was trying to guide my head into the turnbuckle. We all know where the turnbuckle is. It wasn’t a head shot like a lot of head shots we see but I do feel he targeted my head into the turnbuckle.”

  • ballsofmetal

    Holy Shit guys, everybody go to this link. This is the greatest news to have come out of the sports universe.
    .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLn-X8YJRg

  • Afghanistam

    @ balls of metal. yeah? go to europe or south america and tell people how you think soccer is gay you dumb shit. I love the onion butthat had to have been their dumbest skit. watch this and come back here still thinking soccer is gay. bet you wont! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfZRXeinYe4&feature=related

  • AMeN

    @Afganistmam Dude I lived in England for most of my life, hence why Surly is my heterosexual internet life partner, but I digress. No one fucking hits someone into the penalty box from behind, the boarding call alone was worthy of a suspension, let alone the fact that the entire hit gives fucking chills down my spine. You cannot tell me watching that game warrants the ridiculously pre-meditated fact that he meant to hit him hard, maybe not there on the ifce, but he would have taken the penalty. Boston and Montreal is no holes barred but still, he could have died.

  • AMeN

    Btw what ever happened to the Howard Jones baby thing, stories or pictures anyone? Last time I check his ladyfriend was drinking and doing drugs at the first trimester, stay classy San Diego.

  • AMeN

    Alright triple post, forgive me here. @Afganistam I named myself after the amazing punk band called Amen. Nothing to do with God/Religion, I am definitely more of a spiritual/agnostic dude, so here free lesson in amazing music, watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEk-GWZU8Ik

  • Afghanistam

    dude everything about that song and video was fucking winning. pretty dang good.

  • Surly

    @life partner, whaaaaaaaaaa!? I like tits. Man-mmary glands are okay too…I guess….Oo. Don’t ever dEmean Casey Chaos. He was the future of Ross Robinson’s ‘real’ punk dReams. B*tches.

  • very_random_man

    I like bees.

  • southpawchew

    The greatest news in the sports world would be hands down mayweather vs PAC or a Stanley cup for the sabres. My packers won this year so I am still riding high on that one! Soccer is pretty gay rugby is totally better to watch on tv then soccer but Americans can’t say anything we (not I) watch NASCAR(and call it a sport)!

  • revstevo

    i liked the biology student vs the business student battle. lets resurrect that.

  • robichaud1

    @whoever – Value Village is the best place to go to get a Halloween costume (besides adamonfire’s mama’s lingerie drawer), no contest. And cheap! And no, adam, I don’t work there… I wish!
    @AMeN – It IS a contradictation, isn’t it? :P My talking de French and de Henglish is because I am smart yes, but I was so small when I learn it dat I don’t remember learning it, yes? GO HABS!
    @NHLpeople – I don’t think Chara’s hit was the dirtiest ever. But it was dirty. It was intent to injure (regardless of whether it was in the heat of the moment, the night, or his jockstrap – doesn’t matter). That’s where I think they dropped the ball. This hit reveals 2 things about the NHL – 1) they should pad those turnbuckles and board edges at the end of the benches like the NFL pads the field goal post – it’s ridiculous that this isn’t already done, and 2) rulings are terribly inconsistent. Gillies gets 10 games (!) for a hit where – get ready – he didn’t even hit Clutterbuck’s head! It was shoulder to shoulder, it was vicious, it was boarding, maybe his fist smacked him in the head when he followed through after the shoulder, but – it was not a headshot. The cherry on this shitcake, is that Clutterbuck got fuck-all for slamming the other guy into the boards – FROM BEHIND. What… the… phoque? In the end, I now hate Boston and especially Chara more than any team or player ever (except the Leafs of course). Fuck the Bruins. We’re gonna beat ‘em in the playoffs anyway. End.
    Gotta take a poop and get some coffee. Be right back.

  • allichs

    damn, everyone here needs to chill the fuck out. check out Status Quo’s amazing cover of “43% Burnt” instead of arguing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHTjR0uvF0E

  • revstevo

    hahahaha!! the jazz breakdown at 1:44 is executed flawlessly. status quo win

  • Kent Brockman

    haha great post allichs.

  • adamonfire

    @Relentless_Beating – owning two companies comes to a whopping $98 in LLC fees. Many individuals “own” a business so they may simply write-off everyday expenses as business expenses. I will not be an exception to this rule.
    —————-
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJ5679eA3Y

  • adamonfire

    Bonus – I meant the FC as a culture (and not seriously), what is the reasoning behind the thought that I would think negatively about people that speak more than one language? I took a few years of German and would love to be fluent in it, but learning a new language can be difficult especially if you don’t have very many people around the speak it.

  • Afghanistam

    probably the greatest hit ever! the guy doing the punching is adamonfire.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIf5XvFrBFo

  • Relentless_Beating

    Hahaha I think Afghanistam just replied to adam for me. Thanks!

  • bwownbwead

    Jesus, what’s happened here?

  • robichaud1

    Whatever do you mean?

  • adamonfire

    The thread appears to have been overrun by Daniel Tosh’s moderately-functioning cousins with Asperger’s .

  • Afghanistam

    Beavis voice “hehehe you said ass burgers”. totally kidding tho. that stuff is debilitating and sorry if I offended anyone. kind of.

  • Kent Brockman

    Can we discuss the ongoing situation in Wisconsin next?

  • adamonfire

    The fact that the GOP wants to make prank phone calls illegal shows how fucked-up Republicans are.

  • Kent Brockman

    And how!

  • cma3585

    Ok, I’ll bite…killing babies > prank phone calls. Go Democrats Go!

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    Americans just need to be more like Egypt and just start destroying shit in the streets. Charlie Sheen can lead us to the promise land.

  • adamonfire

    Word on the street is that CBS is bringing in John Stamos to replace Sheen, so all will be right in the world. I’m guessing, I don’t know, I’ve never watched the show – I can only imagine it’s better than the pile of shit Big Bang Theory is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/built.to.grind American_Natemare

    Uncle Jessie!! I only watch The Simpsons and stuff on Netflix so I have no idea what his show is like but I’m surr it can’t beat his internet show. Shit is genius. It’s what I imagine the visuals in Wesley Willis head looked like.

  • will

    what if uncle jessie showed up on the simpsons!? that would be hot. perhaps he could bang both marge’s sisters. porno simpsons.

  • frog

    This thread in a nutshell: MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK. LOOK AT ME, AREN’T I SMART> HARDY HAR HAR

    Seriously, kids. The level of maturity you guys are displaying just indicates that none of you deserves a Master’s degree in anything.

  • Kent Brockman

    Welp, I guess this thread can die now.

  • Afghanistam

    well, frog. youre just Captain Buzzkill of the S.S. Humorless – Prick. lighten the hell up you tightwad. this is the prp where some people (like myself) like to come and be immature on occasion. no one forced you out of your neo-con GOP chat room, and certainly no one invited your prude virigin ass to come shit on our parade. if you want more maturity, try the theologian and metaphysicists thread over at PhilosophersAndBoyLovers.org. frog, WTH. is that your super hero name?

  • adamonfire

    I thought that was NAMBLA.ca?

  • Afghanistam

    if “>” is gay for this one. then frog > NAMBLA. frog is the gayest super hero ever. his power is that his pecker is the size of a female frogs clitoris, and his testes resemble 2 little warts, making him unrecognizable as eigther a man or woman that no one will ever have sex with. sucks to be frog :(

  • frog

    You alright there, buddy?

  • Weird_White_Dude

    Post Nu Metal Steroid Jock Frontman Lambastes Radio Rock Actor with Pink Mohawk.

    Gay.

    Delete.

  • revstevo

    i could care less if you’re serious or not, but the words “post nu metal” should never appear in print. ‘djent’ was fucking dumb enough.

  • robichaud1

    @rev – I’ll have to second that, sir.

  • Wonka23

    Didn’t DEP have a little feud with Disturbed too saying they practice their stance on stage. Well I never seen them live but I’ll be seeing them with the Deftones in May. As for Leto I’m not a fan of his music I remember Jimmy Kimmel saying he was his worst guest ever cause he was stuck up and pompous. I do love Requim for A Dream though, that movie kicks ass

  • ballsofmetal

    Please for the sake of all that is sacred I appeal to all fellow metalheads. This fag on facebook has written a whole god dam thing about rebecca black and her music video is the work of unparalleled genius. All the comments are in support of this. please unleash epic hate if we are to make the world a better place.

    http://www.facebook.com/#!/notes/paul-stampher/rebecca-blacks-friday-is-a-work-of-unparalleled-genius/186042974774174

    The video in question:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

  • Afghanistam

    ^^^ hahah! dude ! thats IS THE WORSTE FUCKING SONG EVAR!!!!!!11 so oooo bad.

  • will

    @ Afghan. I laughed my ass off at your frog bash. awesome sir!

  • Relentless_Beating

    Guys. ITS FRIDAY. GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY!

  • http://twitter.com/jayofdajungle jayofdajungle

    I picture weird white dude looking exactly like his avatar, sitting in a stained Megadeth shirt with fast food bags strewn about

  • http://www.myspace.com/cityofsirens itLEAKED

    who is Jim Morrison?

  • Livedefflo

    Greg hates emo’s, Greg is emo. This isn’t the first rant that loser has had. Sure he’s entitled to his own opinion but i think he has some self conscious issues underlying. How about Greg “Write some good songs and shut the fuck up”. Nobody wants to hear your bitching and moaning because you suck dick for a living. Just like noone wants to hear me bitch about some dude i don’t know online. Jared Leto is one helluva actor and a fantastic singer that actually writes good listenably enjoyable music. Each album by 30secs is completely different. Whereas DEP rewrite the same crap album after album.

    • Livedefflo

      Why Chino Moreno is a fan of DEP is beyond me. i thought he had better taste than that. At least Chino did a song with Jared. Makes sense. 2 good musicians versus one shitty emo asshole.

  • MCUD33

    Your band is awful, go home.

  • Weird_White_Dude

    Buff Ex-Soccer Jock Vs. Ex-Actor turned fake ass “Rocker”.

    Humanity loses.